@oh_pies what's the assignment?
@brentriddell @Gernot lol, the AUTHOR page? how odd treefinder.de/author.html
@Gernot what the fuck? that's..stunning
@Emmelinecady AHHHHHHHHHH
@Emmelinecady hahah yes. very best.
@ratkins what the fuck. were you doing. in Gundagai? never again, please :(
@ashfurrow yes but what do people who don't have water/have AIDS wear???????? THE REAL ISSUE HERE
@searchingfortao CVS + SourceForge, SVN + Google Code, etc. bleh :f
@messycook somebody bought me a thesaurus for my birthday. it's okay, nothing to write house about
@klausa_qwpx ah. I like touch notifications, but mostly use headphone cord to deal with playback control
@klausa_qwpx what are you doing on it? like.. I barely use my watch at all tbh, touch or not
@ashfurrow bugs me though when like "we need more X from devs via Trello" and it feels like sadness
@ashfurrow but then yeah if someone else is taking care of it, then whatever. it's just another tool at that point
@ashfurrow ah yeah. I think it's useful as a fancy task list/exploration board, but I find it hopeless for PM stuff
@ashfurrow "happy" and "Trello" is confusing but it's your life man whatever
@klausa_qwpx which is FINE but that's a separate issue
you have to be online to unpair an apple watch. nowhere in the UI does it tell you that, besides “nope, wrong password". thanks Apple!
@ashfurrow erryday I'm onionin'
@ashfurrow I..I'm sorry
@steipete where are you seeing 6s? I only see 6s Plus, 6 Plus and 6
@steveriggins I still wish the two-finger gesture worked, like in early betas (and iPad)
@daleharvey sounds like you're off to Kosovo next :)
@luckythespider @Begbie4017 BECAUSE OLD VERSIONS HURT MY EYES OKAY???????? (ps also not JUST me making it but yeah)
@luckythespider UPDATE, FUCK
@mattheworbit question mark????
@LisaKennelly what about vine.co/v/exr9rxlzM0x
@LisaKennelly power yoghurt
@luckythespider fuck pineapple on pizza tho.
@cyclingtips that article had me checking the calendar being confused a lot. it was 2014! :)
@LisaKennelly DON'T COME IN ON MONDAY
@klausa_qwpx ðŸ¼
@klausa_qwpx welcome to the party
@geology_rocks noooo
@steveriggins it's taken me ages previously in past. it kicks in eventually.
@veganinbrighton so good. I want to be there.
ha, cool keyboard, Apple pic.twitter.com/zflBOOzVcX
cool app icons, Apple pic.twitter.com/BdMoLTbdv9
@ashfurrow you'd think neither "Melbourne" nor "Brisbane" would be particularly difficult, and yet..
@juliobiason oh nice!
it's fun when design decisions come across like bugs to an end user
@alding 1000000% fuck that as best practice. also, word wrapping is a thing that exists!
@Michael_Creed poetry. but yes.
@jfpoole I'm sorry https://t.co/YpIgMQGpTr
@klausa_qwpx still, in the war of iTunes.app vs Spotify.app there are no winners
@1rebelnohorse only seen s1 so far then eh? ;)
@luckythespider what a hero
@luckythespider how
@louieckim that's why you use an app, duh
@cocoanetics hex string, or rgb ints in an obj, depending. probably just hex string.
@christian_beer worst case, @ratkins comes back to Europe in a month..but who wants to wait that long?
@christian_beer yeah it's at Dad's house. Apple refused to let it be shipped to Germany. reaaaally annoying.
@christian_beer ah. mine arrived today..several continents away
@christian_beer for TV?
@dimsimkitty duh
@luckythespider I thought I raised you better than this :(
@luckythespider BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS WENT INTO IT
@luckythespider update your app, fucker
@bsneed I still want options to actually pay for content. so so so happy to do so.
@bsneed wait no. really?
@ratkins Crystal, because I got it free on that day. fucknose if it'll be good by relative standards in 2 weeks from now though
@Ghentleman on this visa? if I learned German to B1 I'd get it in ~3 months. but I'm lazy so I'll wait it out ;)
@Ghentleman dunno! been ~2 years so far, on a 4 year "blue card" visa. shooting for perm. residency in 15 months!
@Ghentleman JA PRECIS
@Ghentleman the Grape Grinderâ„¢ above it seems worth a crack
@Ghentleman are…are you okay? do you need a doctor?
@SVPofThings WHERE TO?
@Dr_Tabor if only there were
I wish instead of "cutie patootie" is was "cutie potato"
@skwashd too fuckin right
@clue oi Avery give me a Tweeters thing yeah?
@clue We’re hiring a _____________! Spread the word: <link>
@ekurutepe @christian_beer @UMAD mine shipped..to Australia :f
@ratkins you said mad props!
@brentriddell nice!
@veganinbrighton shut. up.
@Dr_Tabor je lult, meisje
@jkottke (but in principle I do agree. I'd also like easier/better ways to pay for content and avoid ads, even on ad-supported media)
@jkottke and (far too) many times, there are ads that automatically bounce me to some App Store page. that's aggravating.
@jkottke one frustrating case are shortened URLs, where you don't necessarily know if it's a personal blog or an ad-supported site
@skabber it's been doing that a while afaik!
@klausa_qwpx you looking for a payrise too?
@ianiv like, 8:30a is a struggle
@ianiv how do you even function?
@InBobWeTrustMov is there any way to watch the film online yet? :(
@ekurutepe me too :(
@samuelgoodwin iOS 9 related?
@klausa_qwpx @ashfurrow give that person a handsome raise pls
@ashfurrow hasappleapprovedmyios9appyetyoufuckersarghhhh dot com
@ekurutepe still. it's better than not knowing "is it 6 hours away? or 1 hour away? can I go out for lunch?"
@ekurutepe holy shit
@dimsimkitty false
@dimsimkitty with bbq shapes
@dimsimkitty it better have been a bowl of ice magic
@michaelneale and I still don't know what it even is
@brentriddell jfc. why you no adblock?
@samuelgoodwin you keep reminding me I need to drag my arse back to Crumpler to fix my bag
@christian_beer sucks for whoever has @import, @property, @interface, @implementation, @protocol etc accounts
@ratkins @samuelgoodwin my estimated delivery on the dev unit is early October..and they don't seem keen on me getting it to Europe. wink.
@GeekAndDad I'm worried they'll cancel the order, ask me to re-order, and my token will have been used/expired. easy come, easy go!
@_hotsauce yeah might come to that. sussin' it out but
@GeekAndDad "Action required for your order" bambowwwwww
welp. I ordered an Apple TV but my dev account is set to Australia. I don't know that I can ship it to Germany. that's annoying.
@dfplaughton hehe, @klausa_qwpx has a shirt that says the same that he wears around the office
Turnbull is only challenging Abbott because he's in waaaay over his head on the NBN ;) needs a distraction/exit plan
@jfpoole "D5 PUG". BEST.
@klausa_qwpx ¡HOLA SUPERMARCADO! ¡TELEBANCOS POR AQUI!
@klausa_qwpx you into it but?
@fdotsanchez you're not the boss of me
@brentriddell and then a few days later.. Der 90 Geburtstag
@dotarray they were out of medium. haha, pics basically consist of cat hair right now ;)
I have WWDC jackets from 2012 (medium) & 2013 (large) that in getting rid of. pay postage and they’re yours if you want one/both
@ashfurrow :( godspeed
@steveriggins I bought mine on the web. worked a-okay for me!
@judykitteh hehe, it was cheap and night time. that’s about all I remember
@judykitteh I was there about an hour between train station and ferry, if that counts at all!
all these years on and I'm still discovering new things in Rebecca Black's Friday. pure genius.
@ratkins @johnbirmingham haha fuck, the video. https://t.co/bQL6FnU6QD
@ratkins @JohnBirmingham same ol' then, eh
@ratkins what now?
@veganinbrighton @RandiBop it hangs out at Old Town Kotor Hostel. go ask 'em about her :) they're super nice people
@mpospese you'll be fine. it's been a pretty good OS since b1 :)
@Palleas no f-key numbers sort of sux
@incanus77 @colincornaby AirPorts have been for years, no?
@earthxsucks yeah. it made visiting Australia fucking stupid expensive.
@veganinbrighton go to Kotor! find the little one-eyed kitten and continue the tradition :) (even if you don't find the cat, Kotor rulzzz)
@morganrosepdx same dorky self as ever. she's the very best beast!
@klausa_qwpx @justMaku if it ain’t Hilary Duff, it ain’t worth it
@justMaku @klausa_qwpx what’s the other side of this conflict? ;)
oh hey, the thing I build is on @verge! http://t.co/ZjvPXle2bY
@justMaku @klausa_qwpx @clue @verge !
True Trench Flash
Force Trench
putting the ham in Warhammer
“6s†basically is pronounced “suc#boom€ #boom
@micheletitolo is..it accurate at least?
@jfpoole Mac Amateurâ„¢
@jfpoole I'm basically a Mac Proâ„¢. ask me to Pro your Mac because I'm a Mac Proâ„¢. basically.
@orta reduced vs RAC? or just another tool for the job?
@orta how was your exploration of RxSwift?
@ashfurrow at least they're challenged and defeated. (lol Australia)
@ashfurrow ~o canada~
@ashfurrow what does "gone" mean? holding residence? earning locally/paying tax etc?
@ashfurrow what the fuck?
@ashfurrow do you still vote in Canada?
@playdots turns out I'm an idiot :) never mind!
@christian_beer spare a thought for Australians/NZers where the event is 3am/5am respectively :P
@playdots because it's only increasing by 1, even if it clears out half of the entire board
@playdots hey! if memory serves, on levels like 338, the score should increase by 4 if the thingo connects with 3 surrounding same-colours?
ahh, what is up with Australia these days? gross. "Labor supports airstrikes against Isis in Syria"
@nichodges just in time for iOS to have adblocking natively. ehhhhhhhh. I'm sure that'll be the container app for the extension next week
@klausa_qwpx juice diet
@politepix stock reply: http://t.co/7ZMMKKewGi
@jfpoole DRUG OUT WITH YOUR PUG OUT
I finally got around to finishing Space Age on a flight yesterday. lovely.
@messycook you might also so “kein mensch ist illegal†around too (it’s here a lot, it means “no person is illegalâ€)
@louieckim blimey
@klausa_qwpx wait no I’m in Berlin and pizza is considered a liquid (???) so no pizza
@klausa_qwpx fedex. amazon prime?
@klausa_qwpx ps go buy me dinner thx?
@klausa_qwpx I was jamming to East 17 all at the same time #2whhtarhsotwaotaaoesvaf
@klausa_qwpx "this airplane will love to fly" okay
@klausa_qwpx it's like a sideways concorde
@klausa_qwpx I have various suspicions but I best not be too vocal
@klausa_qwpx fwiw I returned it with some comments 4 hours ago and haven't had a reply. guess "urgent" and "need it on Monday" is subjective
@steveriggins @CastIrony that's pretty cool
@steveriggins @CastIrony tell me more about this hack. that sounds cool.
@ratkins it's a collection view, not rocket science :)
@ratkins it's not so bad with collection views. iirc a few exist on github
@irldexter that's literally what I said. they replied "I agree that's not usually how it works"
@dfplaughton there are degrees of correctness though.. this is right down there :f
@dfplaughton bonus points because it's from an employer, and I'm off until Wednesday. "I'll do it first thing Weds" "it can't wait then!"
"sign this contract, it's urgent" "I'll read it over" "just sign it now, we can change it later" thisisfine.jpg
@louieckim selfie stick umbrella
(okay whatever it’s 6:12 but I’m tired which is basically the same as 4:20 (never forget))
4:20 never forget
@millenomi ah. I’m at FCO in a few hours, thought it’d be a nice coincidence :)
@millenomi which airport?
@klausa_qwpx oh shit Pringles would work
@klausa_qwpx thinking with Italy but :(
@klausa_qwpx no but vegan options in Rome are slim so
@klausa_qwpx I’ll fill you in on the pizza gossip on Wednesday
@klausa_qwpx it was identical. at least as much as two objects are
@klausa_qwpx also I ate like 1/4 of Katherine’s dinner pizza. so that was good too
@klausa_qwpx dinner pizza also included bruschetta so probs yeah
@klausa_qwpx I can’t hear you over this duck screaming
@ashfurrow wait until you hear the emac vs emacs debate
@klausa_qwpx fyi new favourite thing ever http://t.co/GuO5Q8ynQo
@klausa_qwpx tangy bbq ftw
@klausa_qwpx tomato, garlic, oregano. the classic.