The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 2015

@TimTr and an iPhone 6 size too please :(

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@klausa_qwpx @ashfurrow I got a sim cutter if you need. scissors work fine though ;) I'm on NettoKOM - they're good, but slow activation

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@ashfurrow I'm down. I think @klausa_qwpx had sushi today, but..round 2?

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@klausa_qwpx @ashfurrow any food prefs? at all? thinking something Asian. Korean/Thai/Japanese/Vietnamese?

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@orta yup. sounds like a plan, cheers!

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@orta yeah nah, I mean is it best practice (considering!) to have a public clone on my GitHub? or it's fair enough to not bother?

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@orta entirely stupid question, but: what does "do it for them" entail? as simple as `pod trunk push` from a clone of the repo?

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@CocoaPods what's the best way to publish someone else's repo as a pod? specifically MTLManagedObjectAdapter: https://t.co/NlyfkjNO2e

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@Politepix you have to say "start exercise" for it to count I think

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excellent, the new Refused track can't be played in Germany because of distribution rights. stickin' to that man, that's for sure :/

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@RachyVool hehe it's how my dad knows I'm still alive. and most of my tweets from my phone are geotagged so he knows where in the world I am

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@WorksThatWork hey! just a quiet side note: thank you. so much. reading through the new issue fills me with so much joy. thank youuuuu.

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@klausa_qwpx `id` is cool I love `id` it's the best

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@erinkgoddard oh no, I'm pretty certain the album will be musically excellent. maybe: "I'll listen to it, but I won't pay for it"

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this whole Refused thing has to be a joke, right? "co-written by Shellback, the same [..] who co-wrote [..] Taylor Swift's [..]"

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@enygma @jwage it was all lime back in those days iirc

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@brentriddell I'm sure the album will be fucking excellent. but..yeah. it's just weird. for a lot of reasons.

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@brentriddell I don't know at all how to feel about this

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@Gernot oh boy. Siri never gets my music right, even in English. "play songs by Off Minor" "no songs found for Off Miner"

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@Gernot I'm finding the watch music app far more useful than "just a novelty". did not expect that.

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@jonathanstark only if you eat stupidly late, it seems?

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@AnnabelAstbury @sylmobile watching youchoob videos from 1985->1991 it seems like it was just stylised text pic.twitter.com/IEuTU6I9Uk

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@AnnabelAstbury I mostly recall "hit me with a Samboy chip" being the jingle

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today is ! show your network engineers some love. then take them for granted for the next 364 days ;) netengday.net

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@steveriggins I think I must have put it on slightly off-centre. it's charging on my desk now though.

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@steveriggins I woke up to a super-warm device and the battery at 18%. pretty cool.

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has anyone coined “dumb watch” yet? “feature watch”? or are we okay with “watch”?

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@pat ahh yeah. I'm looking for little ankle socks, and they seem to mostly be from sporting brands. the quest continues!

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@pat (that said, my plan involves hoodies and op-shop clothes+sewing kit. it’s not exactly fashion for everyone)

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@pat weirdly I find socks and underwear the hardest items to track down. though underwear is almost sussed. still though!

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@steveriggins but casual walking for 3 hours only added 15 mins of exercise. super confusing.

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@steveriggins I walked around for hours yesterday. some on “exercise” mode for testing. but either way they both contributed

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@colincornaby yeah it’s beautiful and comfortable I just fear the practical issues :(

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@colincornaby kinda glad I didn’t go for that now :/ mostly I was just worried about scratching my laptop case

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@millenomi I grappled with "use your powers for good" for years. there are ways to use your skills for positive impacts though. it's nice.

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@chriseidhof my issue is that I don't have anyone to draw immature pictures and send to :(

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@oh_pies my fingers are sweating though. so.

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@oh_pies I only got my cock out once for work. not today ;( pic.twitter.com/cBFggX87wu

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@Gary_BBGames also got one in the office but I’m slammed today and it’s not mine. but if yr super desperate, I’ll figure it out

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@Gary_BBGames worst case, I can this evening. ping me ~19h if you still want a hand?

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@kimbifee I'll sleep with you if you don't promise to block me some day ( ?)

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@SaraMG if that's the only thing left to be proud of in 2015, I'll take it

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@klausa_qwpx @ashfurrow if yr not in the line by 7am, you should probably just stay in yr hotel. SPEAKING OF. do you have a hotel yet?

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@oh_pies "And then one day, like a bolt from the blue, I looked at my toddler and knew he needed meat." lollllllllllololo

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@Cyclocosm does the hour record count? someone had to be the first

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@kimbifee probably the worst time to make a dad joke

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@klausa_qwpx > Your email address has been confirmed and your MasterCard® has been sent.

excellent.

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@klausa_qwpx nah, but: josh at my twitter username dot com

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@klausa_qwpx @number26de already? I've been on the waiting list for weeks :/

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@GeekAndDad there’s kind of a hack for that. “London UK to Manchester UK” will show directions between pins

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@GeekAndDad that was me last week! and it was only a 4 day week :(

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@colincornaby success is weird. it’s already successful by some metrics. iPad is kind of stagnant-ish now but it’s been successful

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@schwa there is/was a sync button at least? I dunno

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@johannacherry best idea is just to not go anywhere. or embrace your inner Australian and go barefoot.

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@johannacherry as long as your shoe isn't taped up, you're doing better than me yeah?

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@ratkins gutsy. I got a thermie, shirt and hoodie.

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@earthxsucks way to be vegan, ya jerk

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@_spindles the sadness will hit when then only hand raised to the first question belongs to said bro. :(

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@_spindles "okay thanks. now everyone who is not a eunuch please lower your hand" see it's a casual segue

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@_spindles you should certainly conduct a survey

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@_spindles balls need to air out okay? and the very best place to do that is on a bus. everybody knows that!

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@veganinbrighton @dimsimkitty if in doubt, remember the famous motto: “man I wish I had more Mintons”. at least, I think that was it

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"Can’t make it to WWDC? We'll be live streaming select sessions daily […]" that's kind of cool, if not just the keynote

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@klausa_qwpx okay, good point. actually that's the one I wore :P it's good

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who's going to be the first to add a podspec for ResearchKit?

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@klausa_qwpx if you choose anything besides 42mm black sport, you're wrong

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@colincornaby ah, one of the few times it's worth reading the comments.

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@colincornaby where online? I'm too lazy to find it myself evidently ;)

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@colincornaby have you got it installed? or are you looking online?

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"Preview the new Music app" well well. 8.4 seems interesting suddenly.

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@steipete never mind. adblock'd the analytics -> js error -> no redirect!

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@steipete can you get to the 8.4 release notes? redirect going nowhere for me

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@ashfurrow I think the real difference is I'm less afraid to try these days. I was more self-conscious then about language

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@ashfurrow my Dutch is better since leaving NL

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@christian_beer @_jackapp sweet! uploading (slowly. worst home internet!), no crash yet. thanks for the ping!

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@christian_beer @_jackapp nah that's fine. no huge rush. not like uploading directly via iTC is viable right now anyway ;)

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@_jackapp @christian_beer crashing on upload :( sadness. I'll blame iTC.

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@_jackapp is there a way to save images from Jack back to disk? drag/drop isn't working :(

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@christian_beer god, this is so much better. THANK YOU for this. again. and for already supporting Watch screenshots <3

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@christian_beer ahh, the images that were lost on iTC aren't loaded in. ah well, at least I'll have a safe local copy now :) thanks!

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@christian_beer does it support Watch screenshots yet though? I had assumed not. but I do have it ;) pic.twitter.com/fxWBykIabk

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@aelleaelle seems the vegan scene there is taking off though, which is cool

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@aelleaelle went to Palais de Tokyo, ate wherever I could, touristed a little, and generally just hung out with my friend

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@aelleaelle I did! it was fairly brief, but it was pretty awesome :) for a number of reasons, it was great to be in another city

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@johankool fuck. but also, glad it's not just me.

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anyone seeing iTC randomly removing images on save? :/

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@gilfer will do! was in Melbs (very) briefly in January. miss the fuck out of that city. potato/potato, etc

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@gilfer it's decent now that it's not winter! tbag's with his missus in her home town an hour or two away. I'm pretty into it here though :)

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@gilfer about a year and a half. tbag's not too far away either - saw him last week

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@gilfer looks suspiciously like Tokyo Drift

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@klausa_qwpx (how did you get here so quickly? suspicious. cough.)

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@klausa_qwpx seriously, it took you months to start here? geez.

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@orta oh hey that looks awesome. I'll give it a whirl this week!

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@EdibleFlours (England is closer, but that's no fun!)

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@EdibleFlours …sausage rolls? man I gotta get back to Canada! :)

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@prostheticknowl any chance you're at Resonate this week?

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@BrittA2211 bruh travel with just carry-on. waaaaay better.

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@ratkins aren't you stoked to work in an industry where that's the case?

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@BrittA2211 hehe I was booked on Germanwings the same day their flight went down. you think YOU'VE seen a shitshow.. :P

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@orta even just a reliable path to the plist would be nice so it doesn't have to be hardcoded/assumed. 0.36.x broke it because paths iirc

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@orta haven't looked at this in over a year, but here's how it's done: https://t.co/c3HYIR1FAM

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@orta we have a weird setup where we merge it with a custom acknowledgements (because of non-Pods libs). so, kinda, but "yes".

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@kimbifee clarification: you mean more special than every other episode yeah? because so special

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@subdigital (you can wear it "upside down" still on your left wrist, hence the extra setting I think)

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@subdigital ah, weird. the OS definitely has it though - two different settings in fact!

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@subdigital there's a setting to flip the interface around. surely they could toggle that?

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@CastIrony not sure WHAT features, but it seems very Apple

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@CastIrony can only think you have to read between the lines. watch = long upgrade cycle, phone = frequent. phone features coming.

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@id haven't tried since GA though, only one of the betas. might be better now?

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@id I had issues deleting images I'd backed up offline. iCloud got angry and said "lol it's deleted from everywhere now"

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@SaltineJustine “gotta charge my bag, brb”. cool concept though!

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@id let me know if you figure it out, yeah?

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finally organised my @resonate_io travel/accom. really can't wait for it!

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@GeekAndDad hm true. well, I was in "you can't edit this" at first, to "now you can edit or cancel this" now, if that helps?

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@GeekAndDad I'm at "Ordered On April 10, 2015" now

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@Cyclocosm HEY. no. I'd say "that's not fair", but you know, more power to ya. sincere thanks for the 64 episodes. onward!

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@ratkins ugh. UGH. please tell me it's not the case. https://t.co/wgceAtOlSR

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@christian_beer @noxymo @UMAD @ekurutepe @bkoell @Objective_Neo was invited to Apple Watch labs a couple of weeks back. super valuable.

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@noxymo @christian_beer @UMAD @ekurutepe @bkoell @Objective_Neo tbh both are important. I learned a lot from using each of them in isolation

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typing my password on the App Store app like some kind of fingerprint-less goon

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@ratkins have you tried turning it off an—oh :(

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@GeekAndDad I think they cancel the order (and my place in line) instead of asking for new payment details :(

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@GeekAndDad I got one of those. but I'm sure it'll fail. ahhh. nervous wait :)

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@GeekAndDad yep :/ I'm trying to check mine. foreign address/card will ruin my order I think

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@collindonnell have only found "we shipped X units to retailers" typed numbers. they don't count/matter at all

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@collindonnell I've been dying to find sales numbers for Android Wear for a long time

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