The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 24th, 2012

@osobinka haha yeah, but the accent makes it all worth it. you gawt a prawblem, ayushole?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Queens, NY

haha, I'm not even in NYC from the airport yet, already copped a 'fucking asshole, have you got a problem with me?'

via Twitter for iPhone from Queens, NY

declandebarra @notjosh ha! Fuck plans.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 3:00 PM, Jun 24th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

@declandebarra you ask as though I have plans.. I like LA though, so probably eventually when I'm done out east

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to declandebarra from Queens, NY

@declandebarra the big snapple! tour de USA, until somewhere decides to give me a visa

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to declandebarra from Queens, NY

I'm currently in Minneapolis. I don't know where that is.

via Twitter for iPhone from Fort Snelling, MN

only half an hour late. I may make my connection after all

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

@idleglory frozen poutine with the skin on. shaken, not stirred.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to idleglory from California, US

@osobinka it'll be a short book. each sentence will end in "and he was a total wanker" or similar

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from California, US

@idleglory am I a horrible person for never having had poutine?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to idleglory from California, US

@osobinka haha that will all add to their pity for you

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from California, US

guy next to me is standing suspiciously close to the plant. probably peeing.

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

@osobinka apple are pretty good at replacing hardware things. turn up in your wwdc jacket and start crying..

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from California, US

the person responsible for the delay just showed up to a round of applause and a passenger shouting at her to relax

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

ALL of my chocolate is in checked luggage :( this is a disaster :(

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

plane scheduled for departure in three minutes ago. still yet to start boarding. yessss airports are awesome

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

@istellochka I'll give it a shot on someone I know first :P

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to istellochka from California, US

people in line with me are speaking Russian. it's taking a lot of willpower to not query them on my newly learned offensive Russian words

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

@slobirdrop I was at some decent dinner tonight. czech path!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to slobirdrop

successful train naps riding BART to SFO

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

@Emmelinecady I don't follow your logic, but I will blindly accept it!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Emmelinecady from Oakland, CA

@miscdebris @for_esme @zuckerbaby AT&T "gophone" will give you unlimited texting, 250mins calls and 1gb of data for $50. not bad considering

via Twitter for iPhone from Oakland, CA