The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 11th, 2013

@stephbelding usually I'm defensive as shit, but today caught me off guard I guess. can't be perfect all the time :(

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stephbelding from Portland, OR

@stephbelding ayup. maybe it's cynical, but unless I'm under the vehicle, I'm okay. I consider it almost 'part of the job'

via Twitter for Mac in reply to stephbelding

@whakkee I think she just had adrenalin running through every vein. she seemed very shaken, I hope she calms down..I even tried calming her

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to whakkee from Portland, OR

@whakkee her threats were that I'd have to pay to get the car repaired: pic.twitter.com/TWb9Qrz0XP

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to whakkee from Portland, OR

@declandebarra from what I hear, chicks dig scars and bruised egos

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to declandebarra from Portland, OR

@whakkee yar, she was completely in the wrong. her brother was there, calming her down from her legal threats because even he knew

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to whakkee from Portland, OR

oh and kids, fuck you anti-helmet arguments. I felt enough of that impact through my helmet, and am 100% glad I had it on

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@futurecat I'm fine. a bit pissed about being so invisible to oblivious drives, a couple of cuts and bruises, but otherwise 100% fine

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to futurecat from Portland, OR

she called 911 to get the police down there because "look what you did to my car", and I have a witness in my favour so I'm okay

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

"I didn't see you/the sign" isn't a good excuse for breaking the law, especially when it's very clearly marked at that intersection

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

and the inevitable happened. a car hit me while I was on my bike. feeling a bit bruised, but honestly I think the car is worse off

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@egyptynlvr probably. he's a low-level graphic designer, so he's got all the power or else he'll hide dicks in stuff I guess

via Twitter for Mac in reply to egyptynlvr

@egyptynlvr I'll get him to crop dust the new guy a ton for ya

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to egyptynlvr from Portland, OR

@egyptynlvr dang. my mate works for post in the office in Melbs. coulda mad hooked you up

via Twitter for Mac in reply to egyptynlvr

@bmf "This video is private." ! Do Not Enjoyâ„¢

via Twitter for Mac in reply to bmf