The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 15th, 2013

@_hotsauce I'd suck him off for some of his holy water, nomesayin'

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _hotsauce from Oregon, US

@flickiter orange juice and ginger ale. thank @Emmelinecady ('s Dad(?)) for that one

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to flickiter from Oregon, US

@tyten @incanus77 I've got a couch. I think I have a housemate at the moment too, but if not I also have a bed if you need

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tyten from Oregon, US

@incanus77 ahah yes. only if it's 5th gen touch though, because iOS 7 obviously

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to incanus77 from Oregon, US

@flickiter the guy remembers my (non-alcoholic) drink order though, so we're all good here

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to flickiter from Southeast Jackson, OR

@flickiter hahah it's ridiculous. don't think I'll do it again. it's my first time, but it stiiiinks of leather :( grossgrossgross

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to flickiter from Southeast Jackson, OR

the guy next to me is watching NASCAR. I bet he's only in first class so fewer people witness his shame

via Twitter for iPhone from Coos Bay, OR

@conradstoll hah. thought you were headed down under for a moment. doh

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to conradstoll from California, US

@elearningeek well shit. I suppose edamame and sundried tomato come close enough. well played @VirginAmerica

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to elearningeek from California, US

question: how far do airline staff go out of their way for first class guests? (spoiler: I'm in first class and I'm bored. now what?)

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

@jeff_lamarche what's the new action? some dynamics animation?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jeff_lamarche from California, US

@Beryllium9 there's no iceberg at least, but there's about as much flavour. unless "sorta bitter" is a flavour

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Beryllium9

by salad, I mean assorted lettuce. "airport salad" perhaps

via Twitter for Mac

eating salad with my fingers. feelin' classy.

via Twitter for Mac

@samuelgoodwin but you could look for currency symbols on each of the numbers etc. or have "for $x" or "at $x" prefixes

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to samuelgoodwin from Sunnyside, San Francisco

@samuelgoodwin it'll probably fail on like "700c wheel with 18 tooth cog for $120"

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to samuelgoodwin from Glen Park, San Francisco

@samuelgoodwin NSLinguisticTagger has NSLinguisticTagNumber which could help?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to samuelgoodwin from Glen Park, San Francisco

@samuelgoodwin do the string processing tools that apple give you help? (it can tell you nouns and verbs etc)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to samuelgoodwin from SoMa, San Francisco

@samgrover the weather is grey and sad in SF today. it's an easy choice.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to samgrover

@VirginAmerica alas, I tried again this morning and it worked fine. thanks!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to VirginAmerica

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

via Twitter for Mac

@osobinka WHO KNEW? it took a lad on the streets of SF to open my eyes

via Twitter for Mac in reply to osobinka

@Emmelinecady lols that's a bit desperate don't u think lollololl (ps yes) /cc @veganinbrighton

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Emmelinecady

huh. Jesus Christ loves me! fascinating!

via Twitter for iPhone from Downtown, San Francisco

@veganinbrighton I know, but, she's been in other things. I made @Emmelinecady watch one such thing lady week even

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to veganinbrighton from Downtown, San Francisco

@teacuptempest haha. "guilty pleasure" maybe? like, it's "looked down on" for that to happen in public?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to teacuptempest from Downtown, San Francisco

@sylmobile cough. I'm a huge fan of Windows Phone, but iOS is well beyond. superficially I can see that though

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sylmobile from Tenderloin, San Francisco

hostels are pretty different places now that smartphones are commonplace

via Twitter for Mac

@iosengineer good to know! while 6 is public at least..

via Twitter for Mac in reply to iosengineer

@VirginAmerica is there an issue with checkin at the moment? checkin site seems to be taking a looong time and then failing

via Twitter for Mac

@vikb nope. I don't keep up much with games, but it's on my list

via Twitter for Mac in reply to vikb

this falafel place puts yoghurt in their hummus and tahini. what the hell?

via Twitter for iPhone from Tenderloin, San Francisco

@OwenGoss that talk was lovely. I think broadly a lot of digital(/interactive) art faces the same criticism and dismissive attitude

via Twitter for Mac

if you have 5mins, watch this lovely talk by @OwenGoss called "Is It Art Or Is It A Game?" youtu.be/tnNgv1qDLGM

via Twitter for Mac

@Supermighty ohhh. I'm not sure about that. I only use this on Apple (laptop and external) keyboards

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Supermighty

@Supermighty it's a kernel extension, with a frontend app to configure it. and what do you mean? you can do that without any hax

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Supermighty

@Supermighty I use PCKeyboardHack to map caps lock to backspace

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Supermighty

4 hours since I installed Mavericks, and already submitted two decent bugs. onward!

via Twitter for Mac

@petsound maybe they'll let us dual-boot Android :P

via Twitter for Mac in reply to petsound

@zadr @CastIrony agree. it's just that this guy wrote that feature, so has the knowledge/capacity to make it happen

via Twitter for Mac in reply to zadr

@colincornaby he's the guy that wrote the code to actually prevent exactly this. but I gave him the dev/test use case, and now he's onto it!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to colincornaby from Tenderloin, San Francisco

@mrkprts not a problem at all, for sure. hope it goes well for ya

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mrkprts from Tenderloin, San Francisco

spoke to an Apple engineer today and (in short) he's going to look into allowing devs to revert iOS to older versions for testing (!!!)

via Twitter for iPhone from Tenderloin, San Francisco