at a cafe, my laptop is telling me that my bluetooth keyboard (at home) has low batteries. hm.
@Cyclocosm THEY EARNED IT, ON THE CLIMB, TODAYYYYYYyyyyyyyyy*yyyyyy*
@ElizabethN @funkatron ayup. and juice (and other non-alco drinks) are used as mixers. except once in SF. they really meant "beer house"
@funkatron @ElizabethN anecdotally, finding orange juice is usually *far* easier than finding vegan snax at most events
@flickiter there are lots! exhibit a) that doofus pup that resides under the same roof as you. best reason ever imo!
oh @google, you so funny pic.twitter.com/LbVYaZ5ZWC
@_hotsauce you make it sound like a medical condition
@_hotsauce I need a cold shower
@londonjustin it's already pretty embarrassing as it is. at least we could legitimately blame a conservative government then though
@londonjustin move to the US! or Russia! things are just peachy
@osobinka I don't want to know :D
@osobinka GET A ROOM. wait.
@jamesxclean "bitches dey love me": https://t.co/GB4fFl2FDJ
@_hotsauce thanks Obama :(
@dappledmorn incidentally, you *can* make it up. it's from a parody website
@oh_pies that's so sad. bigots. horrendous.
@oh_pies "go back to your own country"?
@slobirdrop and then the screaming started.
now a guy is about to destroy his hand because his mate insists the bottles here are twist tops
standing next to a bloke in vibram 5s. I'm wearing road cycling shoes. in a burrito shop. this is going to be a bad Yelp review for someone
@slobirdrop karma balance!
a driver just apologised to me (on my bike) having done nothing wrong. bizarro world.
@cyclingtips couldn't find it on CT (so probably wasn't there), but this was what I was after: https://t.co/D6Kqb1Yb2d fyi :)