The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

September 5th, 2013

@silpeen "to be or not to be, now give me my fucking apple crumble you cunt" --Mark Twain

via Twitter for Mac in reply to silpeen

failing at walking that fine line between wit and condescension. not making friends, but potentially influencing people

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@cabel "I POWERED DOWN BUT IT IS STILL DYING OH NOES"

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@mpospese yay! for now at least, until the bug reports roll in. and then yay again!

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@cacophonous_joy sadly, this same guy is shitting all over refugees. so..

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cacophonous_joy

@cacophonous_joy rad! there was also a followup that I reaaaally enjoyed. politician showing morals, not pandering: youtu.be/q4ax30bbRHk

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cacophonous_joy

@flickiter I am in PDX. anything more specific you can tell me? josh at mytwitterusername dot com for > 140char

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so it turns out that @pjf has pretty excellent friends. not a surprise, really

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off to vote. in a pub. because straya.

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@pjf okay, on my way up now! biking from Burnside-ish, so be about 15-20

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@veganza @paypal AND they're forcing me to use my old address, as the new one "can't be verified" despite receiving statements..

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@veganza @paypal I called up, they allowed me to re-add the card. but when I try to pay, it says it's not verified. fucking. rage.

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@Bandcamp is there any way to pay without @PayPal? they're telling me I can't use my (new) credit card, so I can't purchase. sucks.

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@PayPal "The card you entered cannot be used for this payment. Please enter a different credit or debit card number."

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(this is when I'm adding a new card. that I got yesterday. @PayPal, help?)

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jesus christ, @PayPal's advice is to ask my bank to issue a new card because (apparently) I've added this card to multiple accounts

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