The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

July 23rd, 2014

@schwa +1. American airlines are fucking strange like that. "We'll be de-altituding, so un-disconnect your seatbelt"

via Twitter for Mac in reply to schwa

@jameshultgren @janelouisegreen how good is it? when I found that, I knew I could live here :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jameshultgren

@mattheworbit and all the lonely housewives sob that they're wasting their lives with (obviously) a man that doesn't love them. yaaaaay

via Twitter for Mac in reply to mattheworbit

@Bozzified (tbf I'm running a hacked rom on an n4, so it's not really fair to comment yet)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Bozzified

@Bozzified fingers crossed there're improvements in the power consumption. ART destroyed my battery life!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Bozzified

@Emmelinecady ✨🌟✨ t w i n z ✨🌟✨

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Emmelinecady

@Emmelinecady do you know who has two kinds of coconut bliss in their freezer?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Emmelinecady

@Emmelinecady don't fuck with me. I've got Manner wafers.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Emmelinecady

aw, it's Textual's birthday today! pic.twitter.com/Xs5BHASa3r

via Twitter for Mac

@ratkins ah! seen a bunch around here doing the same. leftover flags from the soccer, dropped halfway. nice touch.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ratkins from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@ashfurrow oh cool! I've waited forever for those!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ashfurrow