The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

January 16th, 2015

@messycook I swear to christ it's easier to get heroin

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@messycook heh. anything less than oxycodone has virtually no effect on me when I'm in trouble. on the mend though. about to eat even :)

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@oh_pies (I ate like a pack a day. so good)

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@oh_pies not to sound too cleepy, but broph flavour seems p.good to me

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@oh_pies did you eat magic masala chips yet?????

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@flickiter I find airport sites the most reliable. tried http://t.co/n3MrXrwn09 ?

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@oh_pies last time I did I vomited everywhere. my body rejected the gay???

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@messycook actually got desperate enough to look for dad's ibuprofen last night. I know it wouldn't have done shit, but..you know.

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@messycook yeah I'm on the mend now I think. I THINK. these things have a way of nosediving without warning though. yay.

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@messycook yep :( I've been bedridden for the last 24h because of pain, lols. no pills here either. fucking miserable.

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