@SaltineJustine bobcats don't make nests, silly. they just slash your face off and eat your entrails. SEE? PROBLEM.
@SaltineJustine you can dodge a spider. ever tried dodging a bobcat? a guide said "find a large stick or rocks if you see one charging" lols
@SaltineJustine (living in the PNW was terrifying for me)
@SaltineJustine if it counts for anything, bears scare the shit out of me. wildcats? no thank you. give me spiders any day.
@SaltineJustine I once had a Canadian coworker freak about a "huge" spider. size of a quarter. I Steve Irwin'd all over that shit
@alwarney bacon for oysters!