@efcliz yeah the new antidoping regulations suck
@silpeen @Sentient_Meat I don't want to think about Tone defining his wrists
@Politepix also "The bionic lens is [..] folded like a taco and placed in the eye using a syringe" /cc @ratkins
@ratkins "the bionic lens unravels over your eye by itself and your sight is “immediately corrected.â€" uh.
@ZuckerBaby and lemon juice. my god.
@Kiss_my_Panache Austin -> PDX -> SF. there's a store in PDX though apparently (via friis-holm.dk/en/dealers/)