The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 6th, 2016

@messycook did you die and go to heaven (where you shall die of diabetes)?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to messycook from Gordon, Canberra

everywourd dildou

via everywourd (retweeted on 4:21 PM, Jun 6th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@bmf I’d never enter the US without it. if I can’t afford the insurance, I can’t afford to enter the country. simple as that.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to bmf from Gordon, Canberra

@oh_pies it’s so fucking cool that overseas people don’t know about AU politics, but they sure as fuck know onions happening

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to oh_pies from Gordon, Canberra

@oh_pies he’s shitting on us less though! which means, if you enjoy being shit on, Tone is still a better choice

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to oh_pies from Gordon, Canberra

@GeekAndDad yeah. I had a retina iMac and it was pretty nice. I like 27” screens + laptop. hmmm

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to GeekAndDad from Gordon, Canberra

@GeekAndDad whoa! have you used a curved monitor? always wondered what it’d be like

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to GeekAndDad from Gordon, Canberra

@louieckim look do you want to game or not? LIFE is the real game

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to louieckim from Gordon, Canberra

@louieckim get a Windows Phone as well to spite them

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to louieckim from Gordon, Canberra

@veganinbrighton @dimsimkitty @instagram (when I did, the top post was “5 days ago” from someone I don’t interact with. algorithms!)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Gordon, Canberra

@veganinbrighton @dimsimkitty @instagram I haven’t opened the app in weeks because of it. the last time I did was by accident :(

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to veganinbrighton from Gordon, Canberra

@earthxsucks I quit my job and when I left on my last day, everyone was crowded around, saying bye, I got outside and my zip was down

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to earthxsucks from Gordon, Canberra