@Gwladruns @seitanismymotor maybe you just need to call fake-falafel something cute like fluffel
@Gwladruns @seitanismymotor luckily mashed up banana can still be called ice cream, right???????
@ratkins tangentially related, but fucking hilarious: https://t.co/Tj8TRXWrLr
@rblimey turns out she’s in another castle