The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

November 28th, 2016

@luckythespider lol, “very impressed” because girls can’t do basic tasks. watch out for your nails, bro

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@tahinikill a car alarm went off at work today and my first thought was “lyrebird”! I’m good at nature.

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@luckythespider that’s why i go in with a bowl every time

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@janklausa anyway I make p.good porridge. I’d offer to make you breakfast but I think that means we have to have sex and you stay overnight

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@janklausa you didn’t say “qed” so it wasn’t a real proof

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soup is basically just vegetable porridge

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@janklausa yeah because you can listen in the comfort of your own home (dued!!!111)

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@janklausa 100% this is the only reason Disneyland is good: https://t.co/Yih2cJbrCx

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@janklausa @qikipedia BUT I was surrounded by Americans. I taught them Democracyâ„¢!

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@janklausa @qikipedia (it was a vegan pub, so I guess that ruins any cred it might have held)

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@qikipedia my proudest achievement in life was voting in the Batman election

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@SlackHQ it’s all okay, I promise :) just counting down the days until it’s easier, is all. whine whine :) (something something Monday)

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@SlackHQ renaming is fine, but it’s more about the fact I have to manage more than one :P

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@orta I bought that on the weekend.. got flights to .au coming up, should be just what I need

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it’s really about time fo@SlackHQHQ to work on identities :/ (from my 1Password list, as I sign up for another..pic.twitter.com/qMLpVmVxLfLf

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@andrewn today’s wotd is really speaking to me. probably unrelated, but your monitor is gone and I have noooo idea what could have happened

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