@luckythespider lol, “very impressed†because girls can’t do basic tasks. watch out for your nails, bro
@tahinikill a car alarm went off at work today and my first thought was “lyrebirdâ€! I’m good at nature.
@luckythespider consent!!!
@janklausa it’s basically science
@luckythespider that’s why i go in with a bowl every time
@janklausa anyway I make p.good porridge. I’d offer to make you breakfast but I think that means we have to have sex and you stay overnight
@janklausa you didn’t say “qed†so it wasn’t a real proof
@janklausa prove it
soup is basically just vegetable porridge
@janklausa they finally learned your secret
@janklausa yeah because you can listen in the comfort of your own home (dued!!!111)
@janklausa 100% this is the only reason Disneyland is good: https://t.co/Yih2cJbrCx
@qikipedia my proudest achievement in life was voting in the Batman election
@SlackHQ it’s all okay, I promise :) just counting down the days until it’s easier, is all. whine whine :) (something something Monday)
@SlackHQ renaming is fine, but it’s more about the fact I have to manage more than one :P
@orta I bought that on the weekend.. got flights to .au coming up, should be just what I need
it’s really about time fo@SlackHQHQ to work on identities :/ (from my 1Password list, as I sign up for another..pic.twitter.com/qMLpVmVxLfLf
@andrewn today’s wotd is really speaking to me. probably unrelated, but your monitor is gone and I have noooo idea what could have happened