The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 11th, 2017

@sharimarii I get in tomorrow night! will ping you when I’m around etc

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@_writehanded_ godspeed. how everything goes as smooth as possible.

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@Emmelinecady hahah. best tweet you’ve ever tweeted imo

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@heatheremerrick I was hoping for more literal corn. relevant to my interests, such as https://t.co/SArr6IUEf2 (not… https://t.co/LnGbXLXYkY

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@nancycdhill I legit froze, man. I get real fucked up when anyone(/anything) touches my through. I had u-lock in my pocket and all

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@vikb aha nice, I bike by an Adina hotel most days :)

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@vikb (any recs on locations are welcome!)

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@vikb good question. I haven’t booked accommodation yet, but I will be there in ~24h

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@ratkins @whakkee yeah. well, I *did* gesture at him after he pulled some dickhead moves. that was the extent of my… https://t.co/TvooO1L0s9

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@vikb hey! you’ve been to Copenhagen once or twice(+) yeah? any tips for a vegan’s first trip there?

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@GeekAndDad hehe, I’m fine. my day improved from there :)

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@samuelgoodwin completely fucking stupid. never had anything like it.

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@ZazzyV yeah I very consciously held back from throwing my bike at his car, honestly. then realised the best way wa… https://t.co/ThjBDGY2x7

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@ZazzyV I just wish I wasn’t actually terrified in the moment, and could have taken a photo/gotten his details/etc. doh.

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@gilfer I still haven’t seen any report saying that it’s _actually_ happened, only that it “will”

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@paprikapapaya I look at it the other way: the day can’t get any worse! there are blue skies, warm sun, and posi vibes to carry me thruuuuu

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@paprikapapaya my throat still feels weird, but I’m super sensitive about it. I’m fine otherwise. have stopped shaking :D

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any iOS followers remember an article(/tweet) a few weeks ago about background tasks immediately halting when low power mode is active?

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@dimsimkitty yeah I’m fine. thinking about it, it’s been a long time since anything like this has happened. I expec… https://t.co/j8QWx74jTR

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@veganinbrighton sun is shining, sky is blue. ain’t nothin’ spoiling this day :D (…even if I’m still shaking)

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@whakkee hahah yeah, I always called it “tea” growing up

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@whakkee https://t.co/aNvbwCY2uy yeah, it’s regional. different parts of Australia will use it differently, for example

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@whakkee and to confuse it further: in English “dinner” can mean a midday meal or an evening meal!

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@Politepix though it’s tempered nicely by the construction roadworks jackhammering away 50m up the road

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@Politepix THE SKY IS BLUE, THE SUN IS WARM. today is going to be a good day, dammit.

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@alding I don’t actually know, man. so weird.

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@Beryllium9 nah, nothing to report. I bailed (in fear) before I could get license plate etc. lols.

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@leeeham yeah, I’m fine. just heaps shook. bailed as soon as he went back to his car - didn’t want to be on the roa… https://t.co/ZMRrF0CwRK

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@a2 “I’m insecure in my masculinity” rage

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@a2 my day can only get better from here, yeah? :f

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@luckythespider fineeeee but just like. what the fuck is wrong with people

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I have big problems with anything touching my throat (because of my cancer), so I just froze

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@whakkee I’m fine, just had to get out of there before he got back to his car (so didn’t get license details or anything). fuck.

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I just had someone put their hands around my throats and start choking me on the street. all because I was on a bike and he was in a car.

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