The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 26th, 2017

@sharimarii what if millionaires are made of almond butter

cut them in half and suck out the almond blood

half a millionaire

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to sharimarii from City Centre, Berlin

@_writehanded_ can even make a power combo: “wish list: don’t cry”

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to _writehanded_ from Berlin, Germany

@irace I’m guessing the rumoured edge-to-edge next iPhone will be the solution to this. sigh.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to irace from Treptow, Berlin