The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

January 22nd, 2018

@GeekAndDad hehe, not quiteee like that :P it’s more about: if a card is stolen when travelling, I still have access to other funds

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@GeekAndDad fortunately it’s a backup bank account, so no stress!

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@janklausa “I just booked flights to London” “first of all: congrats” “??”

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@janklausa but oh wow it’s condescending to say that to virtually anyone not in on the joke

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@janklausa anyway in Professor Blastoff someone would say, well, almost anything, and the reply was usually “FIRST OF all: congrats”

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@flickiter Australian banks seem okay in the scheme of things, yeah. though mostly I use @bankaust, and aren’t as F… https://t.co/1HJktR4y4d

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@janklausa if by patriot you mean like 15 episodes of space ghost coast to coast then fuck yeah I did

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@flickiter it was several layers of stupid before even getting to that

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@janklausa did you ever listen to Professor Blastoff?

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related: I’m an Expert™ at banks in Canada now that I’ve sent my first Interac e-Transfer®

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@jordanborth the most helpful person was on the phone for about 40 mins of that, which was nice. the others (4? 5? more?) were so robotic.

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@gilfer …and I read “AREOLA”

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1h 25min on the phone with a bank later, I’ll have access to my money again!

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@RandiBop maybe they got confused and thought it had one SYLLABLE instead (???)

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@amandalcormier DJ friend says: artist visa. “You basically walk in and show them your gigs/records/etc. and walk out with a two year visa.”

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@Emmelinecady I’m kind of ~I dunno~ why I even know what a pats is tbh

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@Emmelinecady thought you were referring to pats like patting Pux and I nearly got super mad @ u

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point: snow on a bike commute home is cold
counterpoint: chucked heaps mad skids

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@RobertShippey purely ethical. someone once said to me “nothing should suffer so I can live” and it resonated. (tho… https://t.co/1AicwkqtVZ

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@janklausa so you’re saying it’s so boring that I’ll just fall asleep when I try to watch

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@janklausa which is good because now I can watch space ghost coast to coast forever now

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@UkiahSmith “all day battery life” — author of 4 hour work week

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@UkiahSmith at least on the 13” (not sure the 15”), the TouchBar model has a ~10% smaller battery than non-TouchBar https://t.co/UVovERMCLf

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@BrittA2211 did the conversation start like “I don’t want you to be worried, but…”

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