@Emmelinecady kill u with bon-ice and smooze
@nigelbagshaw @yarrabike cc @ratkins
@Emmelinecady @janklausa wait fuck off you don't even like naps, you're in no position to tell anyone how to sleep
@janklausa @Emmelinecady but I have a pretty dress, I can pretend good
@Emmelinecady @janklausa I still got like an hour on my washing cycle
@janklausa @Emmelinecady to express my talent and natural ability, please invite me to your party I can look after your children
@janklausa @Emmelinecady excUSe you
@Emmelinecady AHA fuck remember this pic.twitter.com/Ki4WIsSung
@Emmelinecady OH. I found a two-eyed wink, just without the fingerguns pic.twitter.com/OxV3uf9HrV
@Emmelinecady I found this in iMessage and it's the closest we're gonna get tonight pic.twitter.com/ePpGpNsBup
@Emmelinecady yeah it wasn't a winner
@Emmelinecady couldn't find the pic but I found this and it still makes me happy pic.twitter.com/9MnXzFyI72
@Emmelinecady remember when I used to bleach my hair (what context do u need anyway) pic.twitter.com/VhVUBimdrw
@Emmelinecady yes you do, but I'll try to find it anyway, fucker
@Emmelinecady I have a perfect picture in mind to reply with but I dunno where it is, but it's two-eye winking finger guns, u know the one
@Emmelinecady I NEARLY wrote: "whoa slow down I said you're cool not hot" but that just feels like an insult so I should just delete Twitter
@Emmelinecady or ok fine let's make this an opinion thing: I think you're cool as fuck 24/7. but so does everyone else because you are
@Emmelinecady and the second one
@Emmelinecady jk you're already cool as fuck 24/7
@Emmelinecady when the weather gets cooler you get cooler
@ericaavey definitely. most of the work would be in NSW/Vic I'd imagine though (tons of agencies in Melbs). fingers… https://t.co/hH6UGgcdBK
@ericaavey that's fucked. not actually sure if I can do anything, but lmk if I can be of any use?
@ericaavey who's the application to? DFAT? or an embassy? or?
@ericaavey wait what, what changed yesterday? fucks sake
I don't check TechCrunch very often, but it's really living up to expectations at the moment pic.twitter.com/Beoi1c2NtP
@declandebarra in the meantime, here's a point to the yank possums: pic.twitter.com/qYx4wQjLnZ
@declandebarra now, when you say "possum"...
@asugarhigh !! awesome
@oh_pies charge your phone in a microwave, got it
@MichaelDPlant ultimately, I think reducing everything to black/white is harmful. maybe the PT buggered their knee… https://t.co/EZqrFkT9ma
@MichaelDPlant likely because my friend recommended the plumber/PT, based on their exceptional client work and desi… https://t.co/0LGvxfAO9X
@MichaelDPlant (but a more direct answer: because gyms are full of folks obsessing over "perfection" (whatever that… https://t.co/ItD0NGiuip
@MichaelDPlant ...wouldn't you? "plumber with the leaky tap" is a common analogy, and extremely apt imo
@nzJayZee HA
@nzJayZee "does it even matter just call me smith"
@nzJayZee honestly I have to do the same a lot of the time
@nzJayZee ooOoOO la crooOoOoOOOisannNNnNnNNnT
@nzJayZee did you not reply? "uhhh.. OH, you're speaking to me?"
@nzJayZee HAHA
@nzJayZee there is Justin Zantac
@oh_pies I think @messycook knows where Okayâ„¢ï¸ coffee is (where they have Bonsoy even). Kiiip help pls
@pjf I have been stunned for years that we don’t have fires every day with all the electrical items we all use(/abu… https://t.co/fTkOI2XV0r