The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

July 5th, 2018

@Emmelinecady @janklausa wait fuck off you don't even like naps, you're in no position to tell anyone how to sleep

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady but I have a pretty dress, I can pretend good

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady to express my talent and natural ability, please invite me to your party I can look after your children

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@Emmelinecady I found this in iMessage and it's the closest we're gonna get tonight pic.twitter.com/ePpGpNsBup

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@Emmelinecady couldn't find the pic but I found this and it still makes me happy pic.twitter.com/9MnXzFyI72

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@Emmelinecady remember when I used to bleach my hair (what context do u need anyway) pic.twitter.com/VhVUBimdrw

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@Emmelinecady yes you do, but I'll try to find it anyway, fucker

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@Emmelinecady I have a perfect picture in mind to reply with but I dunno where it is, but it's two-eye winking finger guns, u know the one

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@Emmelinecady I NEARLY wrote: "whoa slow down I said you're cool not hot" but that just feels like an insult so I should just delete Twitter

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@Emmelinecady or ok fine let's make this an opinion thing: I think you're cool as fuck 24/7. but so does everyone else because you are

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@Emmelinecady when the weather gets cooler you get cooler

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@ericaavey definitely. most of the work would be in NSW/Vic I'd imagine though (tons of agencies in Melbs). fingers… https://t.co/hH6UGgcdBK

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@ericaavey that's fucked. not actually sure if I can do anything, but lmk if I can be of any use?

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@ericaavey who's the application to? DFAT? or an embassy? or?

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@ericaavey wait what, what changed yesterday? fucks sake

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I don't check TechCrunch very often, but it's really living up to expectations at the moment pic.twitter.com/Beoi1c2NtP

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@oh_pies charge your phone in a microwave, got it

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@MichaelDPlant ultimately, I think reducing everything to black/white is harmful. maybe the PT buggered their knee… https://t.co/EZqrFkT9ma

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@MichaelDPlant likely because my friend recommended the plumber/PT, based on their exceptional client work and desi… https://t.co/0LGvxfAO9X

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@MichaelDPlant (but a more direct answer: because gyms are full of folks obsessing over "perfection" (whatever that… https://t.co/ItD0NGiuip

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@MichaelDPlant ...wouldn't you? "plumber with the leaky tap" is a common analogy, and extremely apt imo

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@nzJayZee "does it even matter just call me smith"

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@nzJayZee honestly I have to do the same a lot of the time

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@nzJayZee ooOoOO la crooOoOoOOOisannNNnNnNNnT

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@nzJayZee did you not reply? "uhhh.. OH, you're speaking to me?"

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@oh_pies I think @messycook knows where Okay™️ coffee is (where they have Bonsoy even). Kiiip help pls

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@pjf I have been stunned for years that we don’t have fires every day with all the electrical items we all use(/abu… https://t.co/fTkOI2XV0r

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