The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

January 24th, 2019

@_writehanded_ hahahah eat?????? who has time for that!!!!! too busy doin a hustle!!!!!!!

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@nzJayZee do u get a spesh valentines day off in lieu?

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@nzJayZee oh yeah same. not a 2019 thing at all :[

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@Emmelinecady the author went to a 28k/yr (in 90s dollars) school in St Louis if it makes you feel any better (worse)

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honestly. can't we please frame success in any other terms as a society? this makes me sad: "Extreme people get ext… https://t.co/qJtePdDQFn

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@nzJayZee @bookymargoof it's like how old kitkats are used as the guts of new kitkats

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I can't tell if this is parody. is this parody? tell me this is parody. this ticks about 0 boxes of success to me https://t.co/hQGzPhU3uN

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@nzJayZee @bookymargoof if you ruin it, it just becomes vomit for next round

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@nzJayZee I just sent it to @bookymargoof and I can't wait to make one with her

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@michaelneale weirdly enough, the fastest I ever got through was in the very middle of the siege a few years back.… https://t.co/VsUuYY6kXR

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@michaelneale travel with carry-on! I'm off the plane and outside of the terminal in ~5mins most of the time

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okay, got the rest of the emojis working! good to know it's possible, just gotta work out how to automate it pic.twitter.com/qEP4HpYPgr

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"A new documentary addresses the stigma of menstruation in India" -> https://t.co/Y4WGC8Z2gg

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@millenomi from an ocean away, a person you don't know, but feeling similar feelings: hug.

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(for example, some emojis in Chromium. note the titlebar/taskbar doesn't render emojis though, fun fun fun) pic.twitter.com/zuap9hVtm3

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turns out, you _can_ use Apple's emojis on Linux (though some of the ligatures don't work correctly). but sbix -> C… https://t.co/TB4BocNJQU

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@skwashd I was lobbing rocks onto the (frozen) lake by me the other day to hear the way sound pinged around through the ice

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@skwashd the ground is frozen here, and I end up feeling so dehydrated cos who wants to be drinking water in this?

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@skwashd that's what the experts call """""dehydration""" :P

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@DDsD housing affordability ain’t great there, oof. can’t believe how expensive that city is, it’s Canberra ffs

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