The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 28th, 2019

@ratqueencartel giving up Australian citizenship tho? :f

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@MsRachyDoodle have bubbly water and don't burp. store the pressure in yr blood! simple

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@MsRachyDoodle why do we even HAVE bodies, honestly. hope yr blood gets some pressure soon 📈

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@RagnarElSalvaje @Gary_BBGames yeah, but Computer Boy from 2001 was first & worth a watch :P https://t.co/rvOIlNovOQ

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mattDCLXVI wanna feel old...

this is the lube mobile kid today pic.twitter.com/fsZ1B03EzD

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@KTamas and to keep it spicy, in Oregon (and maybe somewhere else? I forget), you're _not allowed_ to pump your own fuel :f

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@KTamas https://t.co/2iOVHT51Kz

> Pay for the amount of fuel you believe you’re going to need

?????

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@KTamas it was especially stupid with the whole "pay for fuel before actually putting it in your car, so who knows how much it'll cost"

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@KTamas I remember trying to buy petrol once, and the pump asked for a ~zip~ code on the numeric keypad. it was a C… https://t.co/J52o2ZDJMJ

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