The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

September 14th, 2019

@ratqueencartel go to Gent, get mustard, enjoy Belgium again :f

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@charlesv ok but also: Telekom. have u considered: NettoKOM??? (why are telecomms so exxy in Germany?????????)

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@charlesv I'm playing the "€0 I already have a phone" vs "€1300 are you an idiot yes I am an idiot" game

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@KTamas does it fix a head full of snot? because that's me rn :<

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pseudoephedrine is 80% magic and 40% witchcraft

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@cabel do you use a company to forward the postage, and/or have one you'd recommend? (I need tofu on fire gear in m… https://t.co/xdxDi1Bw4Q

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@petsound @ChrysantheTan oh no, I'm so sorry :( we tried hard in the product team to keep Clue gender neutral, but… https://t.co/eP477mJlPf

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