The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

October 21st, 2019

@ratqueencartel it's always such a bummer when it's like "dodged a bullet!!!!" but also, sort of vindicating at least

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@ratqueencartel ah butts :< thought the Dutch were boringly practical in these kinds of situations

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@ratqueencartel ahhh right right. is he just being a dick, or is he like...waiting for money to cover it or something

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@cstross @millenomi ah, here it is, if you're interested. it's such a good investment to support patients?????? (an… https://t.co/cqxytWzvYh

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@cstross @millenomi I read a paper about total lifetime system cost/"burden" of a cancer diagnosis, including lost… https://t.co/1KIKe3KgeV

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happy international fisting day, pals. and remember, tomorrow is international caps lock day!

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@ratqueencartel silkworm whyyyyy he's had ample opportunity. you said it yourself a few times: if it's not a fuck yes, it's a fuck off

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@getsconed it's fun to prepare at least??? kind of?

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@Schreiberland @nosuchthing @WaterstonesCovG as nice as it is to see these, it's also a terrifying reminder of "oh… https://t.co/rzkTzRXWPW

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@ratkins sometimes I have to assume they know. surely. ???

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a car with a giant version of this logo just drove past pic.twitter.com/15zGxp9jCF

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@rodzajowo @janklausa yes and! you also get to say it and say "am I right?" after it a lot, so that's cool too

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@janklausa @rodzajowo what if they only work on Saturday, and spend the week going to parks when they're empty beca… https://t.co/4lnR0m6nPB

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@rodzajowo @janklausa no that's called Hump Day, and everybody with a Mon-Fri job knows that

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@rodzajowo @janklausa pfff tell that to someone working on Saturday!!!! (!!!!!!!!)

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@janklausa wait hold on a second, don't weeks in Europe™ start on Monday? and you give us shit for starting it on S… https://t.co/qDTZ74qjXW

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@janklausa I could only remember the Dutch word, over and over

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I couldn't remember the word for Wednesday so now I have an appointment for Friday instead

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