The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

December 24th, 2019

@Emmelinecady @janklausa there were two separate knobs for hot and cold that controlled water pressure!!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Emmelinecady from Southlake, TX

@earthxsucks who the fuck is out there counting the number of pulps, just give me what you squeezed from the orange m8

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to earthxsucks from Hounslow, London

what’s the point of orange juice if it doesn’t have little chunks in it, honestly

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Hillingdon, London

going to the US for three weeks aka that was the last time I got to control shower pressure for three weeks

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Hillingdon, London

@rh_neukoelln dear clock, I hope you have a wonderful christmas (or whatever clocks celebrate). love, Josh

via Tweetbot for Mac from Hillingdon, London