The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

November 25th, 2020

motivation only available from 2040 feels v.appropriate for These Trying Times™ pic.twitter.com/oIXBTe5Ocf

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@deutschbitte yeah but, what if, and hear me out, Uber, but for, uhhhh fuck, stripping social safety nets. sorry, s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@Beryllium9 naturally, yeah. except in like, 4 paragraphs of text

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oh no, hacker news is discussing veganism and it’s going about as well as you’d expect

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the 8pm nap was both a bad idea and a terrible idea

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The Algorithm™️ made me an album of “Good Eats in Berlin” and about half of the album is donuts, which seems about… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratqueencartel that’s where you’re wrong they all sucked

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@Emmelinecady the other day I made a grave mistake on “is that mashed potato? I haven’t had mashed potato in a whil… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@bex_is it's hotchox and nothing else weather honestly. mmmmaybe soup

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@bex_is did we ever go for hotchox? or just p.cakes?

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@bex_is I mean I’d take the 30° cranberry is getting this week too tho tbh, but this is ok too

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