The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 3rd, 2014

@RandiBop yeah I’m on my way back to berlin now

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to RandiBop from Dortmund, Dortmund

@RandiBop pair of scissors and a mirror. $0. you too can look as good as this! pic.twitter.com/tF5tjkVqZV

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to RandiBop from Limburg an der Lahn, Limburg-Weilburg

still the best product in any supermarket ever pic.twitter.com/KklsalDxQA

via Tweetbot for iOS from Frankfurt, Hessen

@_funkyboy if you buy a .unfollow TLD..well..the universe will implode?

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to _funkyboy from Frankfurt, Hessen

@VeganCyclist not that I have any contis atm, but I will have to stop hassling others that do ;)

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to VeganCyclist from Frankfurt, Hessen

@KieranFMay in Frankfurt! train to Berlin booked. whew.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to KieranFMay from Frankfurt, Hessen

somehow I’m 20mins early for my next flight that had only a 30min layover (and I was at the very back of the plane). stress decompress.

via Tweetbot for iOS

@irldexter so when is Berlin jelly? :)

via Twitter for Android from Kosovo

finally at an airport, checked in and through immigration. what’s going to go wrong now? :)

via Tweetbot for iOS from Kosovo

@irldexter perfect :) I’m (trying to bed!) back in tonight. I’m out Tuesday, but any other evening works for me!

via Tweetbot for iOS from Kosovo

@KieranFMay okay, I booked directly with the airline. tight layover, but it's at least a confirmed booking on one airline..

via Twitter for Mac in reply to KieranFMay

@KieranFMay Murphy's gonna have something to do with it. we'll probably have to divert to another country :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to KieranFMay

@KieranFMay yeahhhhh that's the idea. fucknose how that's going to play out though.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to KieranFMay

@KieranFMay best plan right now seems to be fly to Frankfurt, then hire a car (or take a train) to Berlin from there.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to KieranFMay

@KieranFMay it's all English. Indian call centre. they're just useless.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to KieranFMay

@KieranFMay not even close. they've cancelled my booking, attempted to make a new one, now i'm talking to a brand new guy. clueless.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to KieranFMay

half an hour until I have to go to the airport. so far half an hour dealing with the agent to confirm my booking. this ain't lookin' great.

via Twitter for Mac

@for_esme thanks! it's stupidly expensive to ship because it's so heavy. I have a guy (wink, nudge) in Berlin these days. happyjosh.

via Twitter for Mac

@for_esme yep, haha. I've been desperate enough away from Oz to try other similar-ish things. worst decision of my life.

via Twitter for Mac

@for_esme so it's an allergy thing? not just a 'healthy choice'?

via Twitter for Mac

@for_esme delicious, delicious MSG. a girl I was seeing once put MSG in her salt shaker. guests would compliment her cooking, haha

via Twitter for Mac

@for_esme I've always wondered what blended up Vegemite toast would be like. maybe you can be the guinea pig on this one?

via Twitter for Mac

@SaltineJustine oh man, they just launched curtainsandpowerdrills.de - use offer code 'OMGJUSTINE' for 25% your first purchase!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to SaltineJustine