The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 20th, 2014

@GeekAndDad I'm sure there's a lobby group keeping you safe from all of that convenience.. :P

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@GeekAndDad life outside North America is amazing :P

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@incanus77 in socks? because who needs dignity?

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@RachyVool I'm not either. but if it fixes my headache, I'm in

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@RachyVool huh. maybe I should go to Israel. maybe it's a sign? try some bagels in NYC to channel the inner Jew

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@RachyVool I had a moment the other day where I thought about hitting silk road*. I got panadeine forte, but it's basically useless on me :(

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@RachyVool I got to a new country and fuck me, having to explain shit to new doctors is a cunt. "here's some ibuprofen" "lol, no"

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@RachyVool yep. I reckon heroin's probably easier to find than oxycodone

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@RandiBop if you're actually serious, I can hook you up

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dirt roads = chuck mad skids. this one’s gotta be 30 metrepic.twitter.com/FkmV2HCeEpEp

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@CastIrony I often have that with tourist attractions: instead of visiting, I view the w'pedia page. spend my time with people instead.

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@wtabs in this economy? can't stay free for long

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