The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

September 12th, 2014

@staynewjack I keep a Steve Irwin outside my door as warning to other Steve Irwins

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it's good times when you're the only person in a restaurant and THEN you order and then they're just watching you eat

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@colincornaby not denying that :) but a tool I use at work wants to know device dimensions regardless of legacy scale

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@colincornaby unless you’re in legacy mode in which case there’s no api to know for sure

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@staynewjack man these british power cords. legit just stabbed me in the forehead. how do you manage? blimey pip pip

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@staynewjack I miss it like a lad misses the bowl. one day, one day

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@staynewjack yessss giffgaff evidently makes you an Okay Humanâ„¢ I think my giffgaff sim expired

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@xzolian submitted temperature tracking to the app store today :)

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@staynewjack I DON't know what to say DON DRAPER like on TELEVISION yessss

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@noir ironically I've had cases that trap small bits of stuff and scuff the back up pretty badly. I just have a phone sock these days

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@staynewjack it's scalptical of your actions eh eh ehhhhhhhh

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also on the bus: a guy with a laptop and full extended usb keyboard on his lap. that’s commitment.

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@terryhope it’s way too srs for lols. and meatloaf is playing and ughhhhhh. reflections of lols

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sitting on a bus snapchatting the reflection of someone else snapchatting. I’m probably in the matrix yeah?

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@SaltineJustine I feel like there's a way to quench that desire :P

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just got a 5 star review: "So good, I want to abuse it ★★★★★" ?!

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@ashfurrow I had an MRI this year and given to me on DVD. I had to borrow a co-worker's machine to read it

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@peterbowyer kaleidoscopeapp.com is the usual. I use FileMerge because I'm a chump though

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@CastIrony it's night time. they took theirs off to charge and now they can't tell

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@Gary_BBGames I do black for 4/5 then white 4/5s. easier to tell which is the "s" model

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@Gary_BBGames I've still got 15gb free of my current 64. I think I'll be okay

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@Gary_BBGames WHICH WILL IT BE? I think I'm going 6/64gb

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