The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

September 3rd, 2014

@ducksanddrakes only if you want to ruin the wedding because the bride will want to run away with you instead

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ducksanddrakes

@SaltineJustine ps it’s falafel time in my world if you want to be resentful near someone

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SaltineJustine from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@SaltineJustine it'd be so awkwardly passive aggressive. hatechewing. resenting all vegans ever for existing especially us two

via Twitter for Mac in reply to SaltineJustine

@SaltineJustine we’d just sit in silence opposite each other. “ugh, vegans”

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SaltineJustine from Kreuzberg, Berlin

laurentLC SEPTEMBER THE 3RD BE WITH YOU

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Sep 3rd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@samuelgoodwin fuuuck, that sounds like a fun trip. jealous :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to samuelgoodwin

@acht I got my last batch taken while I had a mullet. so stoked

via Twitter for Mac in reply to acht

for some reason, the expression "worm burner" in a golfing context always makes me laugh. best expression.

via Twitter for Mac

@_funkyboy best for coverage+speeds, yes. cheapest, not by a long shot

via Twitter for Mac in reply to _funkyboy

@_hotsauce when the cat's away, then mice keep their freddos in the cupboard like sane fucking human beings

via Twitter for Mac in reply to _hotsauce

@_hotsauce who the fuck keeps freddos in the fridge?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to _hotsauce