March 5th, 2015

@paprikapapaya like all of my dates

9:39 PM, Mar 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac in reply to paprikapapaya

@kimbifee fucking vegans.

9:36 PM, Mar 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac in reply to kimbifee

@paprikapapaya BED. make your BED.

9:36 PM, Mar 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac in reply to paprikapapaya

@kimbifee TOFU ON FIRE

9:27 PM, Mar 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac in reply to kimbifee

@messycook @RandiBop HAHA. out to lunch with coworkers and they’ve both ordered hot wet rice

12:08 PM, Mar 5th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@duckpoultry more than expected:

$ grep 'arse' /usr/share/dict/words | wc -l
150

10:20 AM, Mar 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac in reply to duckpoultry

@ratkins we have one in our office most days. such amuse, very work

9:57 AM, Mar 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@alwarney and then a coupla buses for good measure

9:53 AM, Mar 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac in reply to alwarney

@messycook GOOD JOB @RandiBop you're approximately the best

8:53 AM, Mar 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac in reply to messycook

@messycook AS AN EX-VEGETARIAN

8:50 AM, Mar 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac in reply to messycook

@messycook "ethically speaking, possums and wallabies are not very cute. so I'm not going to eat them."

8:50 AM, Mar 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac in reply to messycook

@messycook PANTS pantstopoverty.com

8:45 AM, Mar 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac in reply to messycook

@messycook VEGANFLOSS http://t.co/7PdeCBSi4T

8:45 AM, Mar 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac