The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

December 5th, 2016

@HanneyChris i gave no crumpets so i have no energy. i shall die alone and without crump

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to HanneyChris from Gordon, Canberra

the saddest feeling on earth: reaching for your last crumpet, and then realising you’d already eaten them all

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Gordon, Canberra

@ratkins I’m in no rush to replace my aging laptop :/

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ratkins from Gordon, Canberra

@ratkins I got an appt once. that didn’t stop me waiting an hour to get seen to :/

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ratkins from Gordon, Canberra

@ratkins just show up as a walk in. it’ll be fine. you and the literally 100+ other people in the store with you!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ratkins from Gordon, Canberra

@GeekAndDad for what it’s worth there also, last time I went with an appointment and was seen just over an hour late (I arrived early!)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to GeekAndDad from Griffith, Canberra