@Emmelinecady p.much yes. good thank you
@luckythespider I AM SERIOUS you fuck
@luckythespider no I swear to god there’s never been a more perfect time
@luckythespider give him the ol’ “neuken in de keuken?†and you’ll be right. not even kidding. good luck on pronunciation though :P
@luckythespider just walk around scream watskeburt and he’ll understand np
@irldexter for some value under 140 chars ;) infra in your control though (*again, for some value!), instead of a clearly walled garden
@whakkee of course, they’re not *all* off :) put it another way: app updates on Dec 24 before iTC goes down for 3 days is scary
@whakkee very few of the apps I’m seeing updates for are coming out of Asia, fwiw
@irldexter honestly, not sure. I think SaaS is different: you can rollback instantly. iOS apps mean days of reviews, approval, etc
@whakkee I mean, I’m working this week. but virtually every country I’ve been to this time of year is scaled right back
@CastIrony @ThatEricAlper being asked to attend WWDC. WWDC not selling out. etc etc
gutsy seeing app updates this time of year. a fun game of “we have faith in our qa†vs “what’s qa?â€
@luckythespider ovaltine!
@luckythespider helllloooovum?
@luckythespider HEELLLLOOOOVARY
@ratkins yeah. I have work at that time. :/
@ratkins christ, that’s..unusual and lucky. well done. I still can’t get an appointment via website :(
@michaelneale yeah, I want to see deeper than just render counts. JS is a weird world beyond the browser :(
(I don’t know if that even really makes sense, but I can’t find much tooling to automate JS performance profiling outside the browser)
current concept: Babel transform to patch in performance/profiling tooling. does a thing like that exist?
@BrittA2211 outcome: NoPro
@BrittA2211 but did you get a tent?
@andrewn an unexpected turn! pic.twitter.com/m8TF92RHVr
@GeekAndDad I’m not fussy, as long as it does the job. typically 4!
I mash potatoes using a fork, ama
@dimsimkitty if only magnums were vegan, i’d gay it up in the most extreme of ways