@janklausa @Emmelinecady makes u Vink
@janklausa @Emmelinecady don’t u think vindecent is a good thing? like how inflammable means different than vinflammable (aka nos boost)
@_writehanded_ yep :/ that second sentence describes my adulthood tbh
@Emmelinecady @janklausa vindecent propospaul
@janklausa @Emmelinecady the vindecent vincident
@janklausa @Emmelinecady Vingles
@Emmelinecady @janklausa new business cards 420
@_writehanded_ taxi an option? or is that the problem? :/
@Emmelinecady @janklausa DONGA 69
@Emmelinecady @janklausa HELLA 69
@janklausa @Emmelinecady AHA. you’re not missing much tbh. I’m carrying this shit.
@Emmelinecady @janklausa “once you pop the fun don’t stop†— Pringles
@Emmelinecady @janklausa hella fingerguns
@Emmelinecady @janklausa wow rude but also wow fingerguns pic.twitter.com/WVhwa3zfvd
@Emmelinecady @janklausa fuck off back to the 90s then
@Emmelinecady @janklausa wait really
@Emmelinecady @janklausa got an undercut and a Nirvana poster on my wall
@Emmelinecady @janklausa go back to the 90s m8
@Emmelinecady @janklausa also who the fuck still says hella
@Emmelinecady @janklausa hella*
what the fuck is a hell Pringle
@Emmelinecady @janklausa OH SHIT. critical mass rides with hell Pringles jams
@janklausa @Emmelinecady you’ll see when I come doofin’ up yr street and you’re all “dang what are them hoppin’ bea… https://t.co/bX08KVbLqg
@janklausa @Emmelinecady mate a Pringles doofbox is gonna be sick af for a) summer, b) winter, c) everything else
@janklausa @Emmelinecady yea but I don’t think there’s a microphone, just a speaker
@Emmelinecady @janklausa @clue (also hi @clue whoever runs that account now can you keep an eye out in the next 90… https://t.co/H8XCU6K9yB
@Emmelinecady @janklausa I’m about 20% sure I know what address that is going to? it might be going t@clueue? oh no dot gif
@Emmelinecady @janklausa I live my life a quarter pringle at a time
@Emmelinecady @janklausa you miss 100% of the pringles you don’t take
@leeeham I just wanna find some all ages punk show at 3pm and hang out drinkin rooibos
@leeeham fingers crossed. should be reasonably - most reports are basically “don’t be a clueless dickheadâ€. we’ll seeeeee
@leeeham nah but they have tons of violent crime, so I’m kinda curious
@leeeham nah, Johannesburg
@janklausa FUCK. I need to order a new one. the site wouldn’t let me the other day@Emmelinecadydy helped me in this quest, even
@janklausa @Emmelinecady I’m not even pullin’ 720p, don’t wuz
@gilfer gonna get new business cards made up
@gilfer oh my god the end of the first sentence under “Middle crew†https://t.co/LqAtlpvvbT
@Emmelinecady @janklausa do I listen after or before or during?
@Emmelinecady @janklausa FUCK
@janklausa WELL that is good too but you were interrupting important jigsaw time???????
@gilfer or a haemorrhaged brain
@gilfer STROKE like some fuckin golf caddy
@gilfer that was long-winded, I’m sorry
@gilfer oh shit no. only reason I give a shit is ‘cos there’s a cox on my boat shouting “STROKE. you’re a professional mobile app dev. xox.â€
@aprilwensel .bat files and QBasic!!
@janklausa lol, yeah, I remember being grumpy @ u sometimes because I was grumpy @ everything during them days. GOOD DAYS.
@janklausa there was a jigsaw ok, I had things to do
@gilfer it’s a pretty decent phone. still just a phone, but a decent one. ehhh.
@glennersboofy GOOD TALK, thank you!
@timduckett ha, get home to find a COUP update waiting. thanks for the talk! you did great!
@janklausa I mean I SHOULD but I don’t know if I have enough hours in my day(/life) to get through all that??????
@janklausa I distinctly being v.alone on the 4th floor with a fucking sunlamp for light and trying to figure that shit out
@janklausa because you needed to migrate some JSON sync atoms, but we didn’t need to do any schema changes
I fly to another hemisphere tomorrow so I’m downloading most of season 2 of Gilmore Girls, AMA
@messycook we can name the classes after like, what level of wellness it grants. “I got an upgrade to alkaline class!!â€
@janklausa hhahah, that’s awesome. I’m sorry.
@messycook let’s make charcoal hotcakes
@janklausa it was an easy fix once it was obvious what the fuck was happening yea
@messycook LET’S MAke an alkaline fryer?
@messycook I straight up don’t understand them????
@janklausa COME TO THINK OF IT, some of the “UGH FUCK†I remember most hacks were working around the non-migration… https://t.co/h5MHuWpiqJ
@janklausa no you are a perfect angel, xox
“online check-in not available#whyyyyyyyyy
@janklausa @cocoaheads_BER (m8)
@janklausa just in time for @cocoaheads_BER imo, c u there
@__biancat wow panic, I’ve never thought about that but that’s terrifying????
(and apologise obviously.) (hell, I apologise enough to my past self maintaining my own rubbish)
go to CocoaHeads for the first time in a l o n g time and meet not one, but THREE people maintaining an app you spent a couple of years on
@FoodIsPower wrong side of the planet :( one day we’ll manage to be in the same room, I promise!
@ediescott @realworld666 @ardentcritic @qikipedia anything you like except for pineapple, yes
@qikipedia pineapple on pizza!?
@unsungsongs @ratkins YES TO POLYGAMY. that’s next.
@sylmobile last time I was in Paris I got stuck between the two metro system gates, and no one would help me
@doodle_beth I have to carry a bottle of water with me at all times (hangover from treatment, can’t swallow dry foo… https://t.co/Dy6ovp6FKW
@oh_pies “4 in 10 people don’t meet bare minimum standards of humanityâ€, it’s cool
@SaraMG @wizzair hahha, that one is more a regional thing. that’s my favourite part of flying some places
oh_pies people who are using the 'no' vote distribution as an excuse for being huge racists, please kindly fuck off
@FoodIsPower whoa, lauren is speaking at Edgar’s Mission? that’s so cool!