@janklausa snoretobahn
I love the optimism of “Arriving todayâ€, when:
13:27 | Parcel left the carrier facility | Krefeld, KREFELD, DE
(600km away)
@justMaku wow
@ashfurrow Stewart Lee has a gag about “the day after 9/11—the ninth of Decemberâ€
@ericaavey oof. gimme a shout if you need a meal drop or whatever
@ericaavey (hope you’re not dying btw?)
@ericaavey I’m super okay with them…so even though I was leaking blood and she was taking f o r e v e r, I was stil… https://t.co/S9GXGaXzy1
@ashfurrow fwiw this one seems to allow long URLs: https://t.co/kD0yude29W
@ericaavey I was someone’s first when I went in a couple of months ago. the senior nurse mouthed “thank you†at me… https://t.co/t3iP81qNTo
@glennersboofy if it’s anything like my yesterday, analytics/tracking libraries can jump into a lake :[
@HanneyChris it’s heartwarming to know there are still some sensible people out there
@HanneyChris jesus christ this is so fuckin good today. juST what I NEED.
@HanneyChris like Barnesy isn’t just some bloke?????????????
@HanneyChris I’m actually losing my shit at the office. I still think it’s a parody??????? and have no idea how to… https://t.co/TdWtAwVxS9
@HanneyChris the latter is a given, but for other reasons :(
@andrewn if only you had a wifi washing machine
for anyone missing Vimperator on Firefox 57, Vim Vixen (https://t.co/93zgEbxs0z) seems like an ~okay~ replacement for now
@AppleSupport I paid an authorised 3rd party repairer to fix my laptop (Apple Store is impossible to get an appt). it’s still broken. help?
@mattheworbit Jimmy is there, watching……screaming https://t.co/3W0aPPZlQ4
@HanneyChris hhahaha what the fuck? I thought that was one of those parody cover videos. it seems real?????