@_writehanded_ ummm. what's the deal? just a "haha you're just getting old : -)" dismissal???
@_writehanded_ have you tried just not getting older???? that’ll stop it
@Callalily57 go check out @fiverr, maybe? low-investment starting point at least
@_writehanded_ ahah people were telling me that when I was 18/19 too. like. them’s the prime goddamn years m8
@TorrensJonathan my favourite was in some US airport, to avoid the irritating beep, the driver just said "bipbipbip… https://t.co/M0kLQWnOzf
@tealandpurple was this on AM radio or
@julian0liver “would you drink human breast milk?†“ew gross†“...â€
@kch I won't be in the country
@dutchhoemafia hey, that's how I do it too
@kch WHAT
@Djelibeybi @Qantas but that sucks. a lot. travel is stressful sometimes :( find a can of Bos and watch the sun set… https://t.co/cBLueeAiKb
@Djelibeybi @Qantas you can't just do an entirely separate booking, and pretend the first booking never happened?
@Djelibeybi @Qantas could you even buy a whole new @Qantas ticket for cheaper than the change fee?
@oh_pies also the place I’m staying at has rescue terrapins. but they seem kind of like arseholes. cute tho
@oh_pies I found a doofus with a busted eye but is super friendly and Really Nice. too hot for snugs rn but at nigh… https://t.co/OXUl5OTG0W