The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

February 13th, 2018

@fwrnando or extremely bad because probably lots of security patches

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@fwrnando I looked at this today for the first time in probably years notjosh.com/uptime/

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@ratkins and practically identical in so many different countries. I think American ones are a bit chunkier (lol, o… https://t.co/vmy1tzww2l

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@ratkins @ashfurrow @whakkee it's still a better app than Telegram (which is my usual pick), which isn't saying a whole lot

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@ratkins @ashfurrow @whakkee ehh, most people end up on WhatsApp (still FB, obv, but don't need a FB account, so that's a start)

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@oh_pies a notjosh vday is the day where I go back through all of the posts on https://t.co/q91gCTwzoK and send som… https://t.co/EVArW1WkLj

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@earthxsucks you did a lot of things very wrong here, friend

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@theveganword @alttravelers I can't wait to get back - hopefully this year. let me know how you find it!

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@nossipova yar, they sound very different to me (esp in .au English)

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@SaraMG extremely hard same. "heh heh shitty w--shut the fuck up, brain"

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@Palleas so keep a good flow of cats coming pls

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@jfpoole arguably just as hard to quit tbh

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@jfpoole you can edit....vim........????? the vim editor better be emacs then

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LiamSorta Day 1: "Wow, I'm really enjoying this new project"
Day 7: "I'VE HARDCODED EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING"
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@theveganword @alttravelers actually now I think about it, Belgrade airport had a special fridge at one of the cafe… https://t.co/ZZuH11LM7q

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@theveganword @alttravelers Serbia was pretty much a wash. so meaty. (though Kosovo was good, depending how politic… https://t.co/d5SiJyvmq3

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@Palleas if there wasn’t a cat in the photo, I’d be mad. the cat is adorable though. give it a pat for me.

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@Palleas wow it’s like you want to fight me???

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I love that the humble wheelie bin is the de facto bin in so many places

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@janklausa I mean, it was a reference to the first tweet in this thread. I was there about an hour and he did not shut up about himself. l

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@janklausa then I have someone to introduce you to. I know he doesn’t eat much meat and went to Naples once when traffic was bad

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@janklausa I mean, literallly all of my shorts are suit pants that I hemmed into shorts. the inner lining isn’t very practical :<

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@jfpoole did condescend to them, as most dentists do to patients? honestly that’s the reason I don’t go to the dent… https://t.co/j0O3xsJfWA

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@janklausa yeah, but it’s less about having a tailored suit and more about “it’s the worst when you start with a ne… https://t.co/IRh2UlH5y2

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Your computer will Shut down after 5 minutes. pic.twitter.com/9AOO7jdahH

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a Man on the table next to me (who has a startup in insure-tech and says “actually” a lot) is talking at extreme le… https://t.co/TJ4fl6k4rR

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@Dr_Tabor I ate a real meal and now I feel sort of human

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@veganinbrighton oh heck yeah. I was completely ruined yesterday, even with painkillers (was just trying to settle… https://t.co/BlwcH6UBiv

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@veganinbrighton good to know! I’ve loaded the fuck up on painkillers, so let’s see how it goes. nice to be out in… https://t.co/gYSnJJFAiE

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(I’ve been living on ginger ale that I swiped from an airport lounge, Clif bars, and Manner wafers)

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I landed in Bangkok about 39 hours ago, and have spent the last 36 hours in bed because bodies are actual hell* (*w… https://t.co/qDB0mSYvS5

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@andrewn at least I didn't send you links to Twitter

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@ashfurrow @whakkee I use Messenger with a lot of people that couldn't/wouldn't move to something else too :f

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@_writehanded_ @lizzie_and_fitz Brexit has ruined pounds anyway so what's it even matter

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@_writehanded_ @lizzie_and_fitz I ate a Clif bar yesterday. today I’m at a Manner wafer, and probably another Clif… https://t.co/ujFBeMRzMy

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