The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 7th, 2018

@earthxsucks low rez jpg blown up to a metre square, sick

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@earthxsucks gotta put something on my tombstone eh

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nzJayZee Personal note: I ate a cucumber sandwich and the queen Didn't appear. Worst summing spell ever.

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@earthxsucks why does your fucking razor have a person's name

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@ratkins look, they just told me to drink the punch, not ask questions okay?

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the code is up at https://t.co/KWo6EHWCuo if you're curious. it's...extremely hacked up, so don't count on it working. but. enjoy!

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well look at that, I got a very poorly rendered default React Native app (no NSTextStorage symbols) running via Mar… https://t.co/CfMgAy39wK

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okay text still isn’t rendering, but I spy a yellow box warning nopic.twitter.com/eLeajhkuXOXO

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@justMaku Marzipan is my hammer and everything looks like a nail

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@steveriggins @colincornaby “””””hack”””” aka “”expert engineering level 3000””””

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@colincornaby look, I’m just trying to make Electron unnecessary on Mac :P

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so uh, technically I have React Native compiling and running under Marzipan. hello red box error! (as I wait for my… https://t.co/Xf5WZKXsko

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@cloudapp not a big deal at all, just an fyi for yr engineers that I coincidentally stumbled on: seems you're bundl… https://t.co/1zByc9pCOy

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@dotmariusz @janklausa I meant fact finding, but I'll stand by what I said

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@dotmariusz @janklausa can you please go on a face finding mission and report back with ✨documentation✨?

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@_writehanded_ "nothing like a hot cuppa and a good book" is v.real tho

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@janklausa I’m more worried about Hillsong at this point tbh

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@janklausa my advice is to be mullet ready at all times for all events

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@janklausa I went to the head office in Oz and met the director or whatever of Australia with someone I’d met on a… https://t.co/egA0ICUOJI

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@janklausa also you’re in California, you’ll be hanging out with movie stars and shit

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@janklausa wait why do you think there’s physical injury involved? it’s all psychological m9

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@janklausa did you actually go though? they’re completely fucked, it’s amazing

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@Dr_Tabor @janklausa no you were right, Jan’s superhero name is Fluid Jank

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