The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 24th, 2018

@earthxsucks Chest Pain
Cellular Phone
Colour Printer
Canada Post
Crossword Puzzle
Chicken Pox
Control Panel
Captain Planet

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@DDsD ugh, so American. we call it autumn okay???

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@ratkins HA. I heard an Aussie bloke the other day "my back teeth are floating", which I'd never heard of before

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@Gwladruns (though that single previous over was…questionable)

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@Gwladruns finally a decent match tho, Buttler did amazing. deserved it

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@Gwladruns I've got both on. they say test cricket is slow, but soccer is...so slow? what's the deal

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@Gwladruns I hope you're watching the actual important match today

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@mugunthkumar @ratkins (and how many of them are necessary, because Australian adults can't be trusted, it seems?)

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@mugunthkumar @ratkins every time I go back I'm dumbfounded by how many rules Australia has for everything

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@Politepix (it took me several re-reads to figure out what the swearing was in that)

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