The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

August 30th, 2019

@KTamas literally the only redeeming feature of the fahrenheit scale

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@doodlebeth I usually just wedge a fork/knife under it - never even thought there'd be a tool for it! will follow the thread!

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@MYDISCOMYDISCO @BerlinAtonal pretty fuckin' mad I'm not in town for this show, damn

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@fdotsanchez tbh most of the systems seem pretty disconnected unless you’re, uh, of “”interest””” to them

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@earthxsucks I can’t get citizenship without giving up my Australian

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@earthxsucks I was gonna say something about being jealous because EU, but :( god that’s such a bummertown. my UK f… https://t.co/rqCZ4pqyd2

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@earthxsucks clearly it’s because you have a UK passport or whatever some bullshit about “lol only a REAL australia… https://t.co/mfNywN0eQy

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@earthxsucks end of an era. just investing in pluggers these days too, like me?

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@earthxsucks what’s your shoe collection like tho

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it’s straight up impossible to do a scooby doo impression using your inside voice

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@jordanpattern I’ve been meaning to go to IKEA, so like, heck yes

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bought some juice for folks outside of Safeway, so now my name is Juice Man fyi

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just heard @mariekehardy say “problematic” as “probbo” and it brought the most perfect ocker tear to my eye

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@debedee @paprikapapaya holy fuck yes, sign me up for a squirrel party

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@jordanpattern aw heck yea. I'm 187cm, usually on a 57-58cm road frame, depending. things are generallllly cheaper… https://t.co/OMZk0kAWTI

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