The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

August 11th, 2019

@oh_pies if I was your landlord I'd take bickies

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@oh_pies (someone brought bickies to an interview at an old job once which was the weirdest thing)

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@oh_pies 1.5 days worth of mittens and bickies to bring to the interview as gifts, good

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@oh_pies how many days in a row can you like....distract yourself with making bickies and knitting mittens

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@ericaavey is that like "use birth control, or face the consequences: a lesson in potential persons" or what

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@Emmelinecady it's a creaky old wooden building, so there's really no way to walk silently no matter what :<

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the comments in the HN post titled "Eat less meat: UN climate change report calls for change to human diet" are ver… https://t.co/Yc5ph6M0I2

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@schwa yeah, decent. I finally looked into my numbers last week (apartment, in Berlin) vs averages, and oh boy are… https://t.co/MX2aM660ar

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@schwa what's with the unit there? average 652w over the month, or?

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@strawberryrock yeah but you were making dinner for the dance party that was happening at the same time, right?????? (uhhghhhghghh)

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@irldexter yeah, defs not my favourite place on earth. as far as the country goes it's not too bad at least. fairly low bar though :<

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@Emmelinecady they mentioned something about dragging and dropping furniture, like, I think that was about moving/s… https://t.co/N4Ie7AKAtk

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@halfwrittensong jesus christ, that's awful. doubly so when you're super conscious of it and trying to walk on eggshells already :<

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@janklausa @KTamas I am.......tempted but also horrified to go and sniff my backpack

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@janklausa @KTamas and none of them are backpacks for some god forsaken reason?????????

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@fwrnando I’ll take it over the Apple card any day tbh :< it has a neat feature where you configure a separate PIN… https://t.co/z3lfxu7gm6

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@ZazzyV these are some heavy days. weirdly your tweets about raising a couple of reasonable and rational offspring is kinda reassuring???

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@charlesv iuno, I'm fairly sympathetic, but I can't control a cat? they do cat stuff sometimes. "I hear u, and yeah… https://t.co/TT39R5hHLo

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@CastIrony honestly just make your building with concrete and be done with it pls thx

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@charlesv honestly the issue just now was the (xtrem chonky) cat had a burst of energy and launched off several sur… https://t.co/DiDAUOfHgf

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if you're living above someone, generally fairly passively, but they complain that you're making a lot of noise (an… https://t.co/VH2b9cKM5E

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I guess it's time to watch HyperNormalisation again

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