@oh_pies oh shit. best bff forever ever
@oh_pies on the way to Berlin?
@oh_pies road trip to berlin
@brentriddell I'll shower you in 5c pieces when I'm a kajillionaire, sucker
@terryhope want me to cut you in? such easy money
@j_s_n_d I can cut you in if you want to send your ID over too?
if I scan my ID and send my details, a US Army general on Skype will give me a few hundred thousand bucks. best Sunday!
@carltonkirby wow. that's much worse than I realised. fingers hugely crossed
@teacuptempest WELCOME TO YOUR LUTEAL PHASE, SILKWORM
@searchingfortao what nursery rhymes *aren't* sung to the twinkletwinkle tune?
@samuelgoodwin I turned down a role once where I'd have been made to wear shoes, haha