The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 25th, 2014

@brentriddell I'll shower you in 5c pieces when I'm a kajillionaire, sucker

via Twitter for Mac in reply to brentriddell

@terryhope want me to cut you in? such easy money

via Twitter for Mac in reply to terryhope

@j_s_n_d I can cut you in if you want to send your ID over too?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to j_s_n_d

if I scan my ID and send my details, a US Army general on Skype will give me a few hundred thousand bucks. best Sunday!

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@carltonkirby wow. that's much worse than I realised. fingers hugely crossed

via Twitter for Mac in reply to carltonkirby

@searchingfortao what nursery rhymes *aren't* sung to the twinkletwinkle tune?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to searchingfortao

@samuelgoodwin I turned down a role once where I'd have been made to wear shoes, haha

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