The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 22nd, 2014

@micheletitolo I am yet to witness such an event. cough.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to micheletitolo

@_hotsauce was after an extended bike commute home too! whatevs m8

via Twitter for Mac in reply to _hotsauce

@terryhope fuck yeah. weekend date with a pair of scissors and mirror. and then no dates with humans ever. glad that I'm not my friend, geez

via Twitter for Mac in reply to terryhope

@terryhope my friend had interviewed several candidates and is relatively senior at work. though on a personal level, my friend is all party

via Twitter for Mac in reply to terryhope

@terryhope where do you stand on having a mullet?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to terryhope

just went on a run for the first time in over a year. 5km of “I’m sorry tomorrowjosh”. 5m9s/km average though..so not too bad

via Tweetbot for iOS from Baumschulenweg, Berlin