The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 4th, 2014

@kcgreenn wait you did dickbutt first?

via Twitter for Mac

@steveriggins heh, my monthly phone bill isn't even $20/mth to begin with

via Twitter for Mac in reply to steveriggins

@brentriddell dunno. I write apps, own a ton of Apple, vegan, and ride a fixie. isn't that enough? geez

via Twitter for Mac in reply to brentriddell

@leeeham hey, what's it gonna cost to get one of them "there is no fear in love" prints shipped to Germany?

via Twitter for Mac

@Whakkee @annekate in nl, big bird wasn’t yellow. you Dutchies aren’t in a position to comment :P

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Whakkee

@elazar @geerlingguy hm. what happened to the first three?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to elazar

@sylmobile Microsoft *does* own part of Facebook after all

via Twitter for Mac in reply to sylmobile

@oh_pies do you snapchat yourself? because I'd love to snoop on those

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@vikb better than keyboard balm all over your lips though

via Twitter for Mac in reply to vikb

@brentriddell (sorry, this is waaaay too dry humour to work on Twitter)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to brentriddell

@oh_pies IT'S LIKE TEN THOUSAND SPOONS WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS A SPOON

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@CastIrony @colincornaby I like having an air when I’m backpacking/traveling in general. hmmm

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to CastIrony from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@colincornaby been thinking of that for a year or two now. hmmm

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to colincornaby from Baumschulenweg, Berlin