I just found the cure for diabetes! pic.twitter.com/UmOPu73vNd
@rblimey made of cheese, I’ve heard
Christmas products already in shops? forget that. it’s April 1st already http://t.co/ovH3kFlJ5S
@terryhope @IsaChandra no sense of humour more like
@IsaChandra THIS IS SOME KIND OF ELABORATE FEMINIST VEGAN JOKE NO?
@rblimey you have eyes like full moons <3
@brentriddell there was pretty good star action this weekend!
walked outside thinking to myself how bright the moon is tonight. nope. street lamp. dammit
@istellochka be happy he's not cutting his toenails
@bex_is hahahah, yessss
@bex_is probs. got a fucker of a PM in right now not doing any favours though yeah?
@bex_is no pux then :(
@bex_is have a word to quarantine for me yeah?
@bex_is probs will soon brah
@brentriddell there may have been garlic bread. I won’t confirm or deny though
@Heather_R on a scale from 1 to dram, I’m patting a kitten