The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

October 28th, 2014

@veganinbrighton @paprikapapaya @debedee @veganLazySmurf thank god loans don't get repaid in cookies. I'd feel bad about eating them :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to veganinbrighton

@veganinbrighton @paprikapapaya @debedee @veganLazySmurf look jojo. if you earn more £, you earn more cookies for me. it's a win/win for me

via Twitter for Mac in reply to veganinbrighton

@debedee @paprikapapaya @veganinbrighton @veganLazySmurf with the money you save on loans, you can mail me infinite maple bikkies!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to debedee

@paprikapapaya @debedee @veganinbrighton @veganLazySmurf the secret is to flee your home country and hope yr loans don't follow :P *cough*

via Twitter for Mac in reply to paprikapapaya

has anyone worked out "Run in Locale" from command line xcode builds?

via Twitter for Mac

@aelleaelle yowza. almost tempting to jump out, smack the side of the car, then feign injury. hopefully lesson learned to pay attention :/

via Twitter for Mac in reply to aelleaelle

@aelleaelle it's been pretty weird how many people I know* (*ish) are sussing out @helloclue. tiny world indeed!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to aelleaelle

@aelleaelle 100% okay! just that surge of adrenaline when someone decides to threaten you with a giant chunk of metal

via Twitter for Mac in reply to aelleaelle

related: adrenaline is pretty weird and awesome

via Twitter for Mac

hey, PSA: if you're going to be an entitled fuckface, don't demonstrate it with your car against a cyclist

via Twitter for Mac

@ratkins @Whakkee (read as: @ratkins is right - it's basically impossible to get it right)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to notjosh

@ratkins @Whakkee if crash reports are anything to go by, v1.0 of any feature I build is usually pretty broken. we're all terrible devs :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@oh_pies I'd worry about apologising too. instead of "sorry", you say "suck eggs!" and then clarify "but not actual eggs because gross"

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@sylmobile upside-down (it's one, I swear) cheesecake mayhem

via Twitter for Mac in reply to sylmobile