The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

July 5th, 2017

@GeekAndDad TURNS OUT it drains just fine. not a drop dripped! bed time :)

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@GeekAndDad it hasn’t drained yet. just tumblin’ for a while. sigh.

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@GeekAndDad it’s midnight and I’m afraid to go to sleep until it’s done

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@janklausa did you want an answer to that question or not

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@_writehanded_ and you didn’t even google it. the amount of bro-blogs “lol yesss sexy yoga babes” was jarring

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@Emmelinecady AS WELL AS A BED, but also a water filter jug thing

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@_writehanded_ fortunately I’m basically IT. but I’ll dob myself in, because I 100000% deserve it

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the nervousness of running a washing machine for the first time after plumbing it in

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@_writehanded_ googling at work was very much a mistake that I regret deeply

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@_writehanded_ BECAUSE I did a Bad Thing™ and googled moist yoga (protip: don’t do that) and this happenpic.twitter.com/topNrOQUzVQUzV

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@_writehanded_ do you watch(/have you seen) Bob’s Burgers by any chance?

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@_writehanded_ let’s be millionaires

“moist yoga”

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@_writehanded_ no but did you *really* try yoga? you have to go to a silent retreat for it to work

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@_writehanded_ depends the day tbh. flare days are pretty blunt-but-sort-of-polite. “THANK YOU but you’re not the first to suggest that”

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@_writehanded_ ah, the classic shit-eating smile of “thank you for thinking of me” while thinking “shut up stop go away no” is an art

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