The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

July 19th, 2017

@luckythespider I’ll be missing my dickhead by then :( I laid down a towel to stand on today, instantly she rests o… https://t.co/jNEgUj8Qbx

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@luckythespider nightmare memories of zombie possum army in the park. COOL.

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@luckythespider fucks sake. I travel 24h across the planet just to travel more for a nap? sort it out ay

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@luckythespider are you actually in melbs but? thought you were half a state away

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@luckythespider most excellent. see you there :D

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@luckythespider yo when do you get back? I’m in Oz second half of August. hooooping to get south at the end of the month

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@luckythespider (I have Opinionsâ„¢ on calling coleslaw just slaw)

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@ericaavey this question plagues me a lot, honestly

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@rodzajowo iuno, like, “if you have any requests let us know, otherwise we’ll just assign rooms” ticks all the boxes

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@rodzajowo “I literally don’t care at all” was my answer when most recently asked. why is that even a thing?

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@_writehanded_ fingers literally crossed for you. (sidebar wow it’s hard to type with crossed fingers)

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@christian_beer I’ve had it literally for two days. time for a new one

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@_writehanded_ I looked on Quora for an answer and, well, don’t do that

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dear Amazon,

I bought a fridge from you last week. one is probably enough, but thank you for thinking of me.

love… https://t.co/0JD5UkyHXf

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@_writehanded_ (she had an allergy test and was similarly allergic to everything, even though she was totally okay with 80%+ of the things)

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@_writehanded_ my ex was telling her doctor that gluten made her feel bad. he insisted she should avoid rice since… https://t.co/hsEdU73IUa

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@_writehanded_ once suckered, twice the sucker

(I…dunno)

yeah nah you’re good.

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