The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

July 11th, 2017

@irldexter I’ve basically chosen the most efficient I can find, within my parameters!

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@naomimaria wait now I need to buy a vacuum too? jaysus

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@ZuckerBaby yeah I’m aiming for freezer-on-bottom for sure. they tend to be quieter, at least

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@ZuckerBaby true, fucking egg shelves. good points. thanks!

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@coveloper can I update its firmware from macOS? or do I need to install Windows?

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@danimal @whakkee haha, I wonder how wildly different our ideas of a “normal” size are :P but yes, good point

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is there anything to really keep in mind when buying a fridge? they all basically seem the same to me, besides physical dimensions

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@darth_steff which, to a point, I understand. but when “we need 3 analytics libraries” comes around, I get sad. siiiigh!

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@darth_steff Swift, yeah. and analytics libraries, because marketing. it’s about 12mb without those iirc. awful :(

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@petsound thanks! feels great after such a long time building. turns out tax is hard. who knew?!

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(and already it’s made more revenue than the last major app I worked on! business models are n e a t)

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on a happier note, the app I’ve been building for the last 9 months shipped yesterday! only in German for now, but:appsto.re/au/MgDxfb.irU

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sometimes taking p.hefty painkillers is illuminating about how much bullshit pain I’m constantly in. it’s easy to forget.

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@jfpoole the more I get to know you, the less I think we can be friends

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@_writehanded_ SPEAKING OF. yesterday @janklausa introduced me to the idea of cucumber Powerade (… https://t.co/B047WYzzTI

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@_writehanded_ if your job doesn’t make you sweat, are you working hard enough?????? — me as a boss

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@_writehanded_ have you tried full-time-job-yoga? it’s the latest in modern health miracles

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@_writehanded_ “hahaha just get a job!!!” ugh fuck. I’m sorry. I don’t keep up with NZ politics, but in Oz even “pr… https://t.co/GiOfmKZPNz

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@a2 it’s not called auto scroll layout for a reason

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@ashfurrow “…your wife has to find her own way tho”

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@earthxsucks apps, bikes, compassion
my twitter bio fuck yeah
thank god you noticed

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@earthxsucks it’s so good tho mate
like it’s rly rly good
fucking haikus yesssssss

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