@paprikapapaya @debedee h e l p m e
@paprikapapaya @debedee GERMANY 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
@dimsimkitty only 364 days until Eurovision
@janklausa your one night to shine is over
@debedee oof yeah, I've made some Bad™ cancer jokes over the years and it helps a lot. "laughter is the best medici… https://t.co/pG1Ju7Qoid
@Callalily57 at least that 1998 song was decent
@Callalily57 with German voiceover even, fuck yeah
@Callalily57 wait this won??????
@rodzajowo those are words and I don't know how to interpret them. I heard you had a taxi ride worth missing Eurovision for anyway????
@RachaelHasIdeas oh no I 1000% agree, but there were a _lot_ of bad (worse) songs
@Callalily57 jesus christ.
@rodzajowo you missed almost nothing
@Callalily57 Eurovision was very different back then. wow. and also: wow.
@RachaelHasIdeas I am Offendedâ„¢ that we did so poorly in the sms-vote?
RT @Callalily57: @notjosh There was an Israeli Eurovision song that won sometime in the seventies that they were still teaching to American…
@Callalily57 hhaahha what on earth
@irldexter they do p.decent news coverage out of Germany to the world, worth checking out on a semi-regular basis
wow that was fast pic.twitter.com/wkyGjG9SSq
extremely fuck this
no I can't handle the extreme milkshake ducking
israel wins??????
@janklausa oh so all of them
@_Shuriken_ @jakub_zalas nope, misclicked. ignore this :D
@_Shuriken_ @jakub_zalas oh so all of them
@janklausa but what kind of football
@janklausa 10000000% they had something else, spilled a drink, "fuck, what can I wear?", camera crew wearing soccer shirt
janklausa everyone who voted for germany is a cop
@janklausa no that was to be expected
@janklausa sorry I'm just mad
@janklausa do you honestly
round 1, Germany still on 0. good news so far.
@janklausa you're close, but the phrase is "no way get fucked fuck off" (which all Australians will know)
@whakkee usually I use ddg but I happened to have Safari open which is still set to Googleeeeeeeeee
current status: pic.twitter.com/ZerCeeAHS0
@terinjokes godverdomme
@terinjokes get around it: https://t.co/yt7VNZvNlM
it's the Dutch Kid Rock
@janklausa please, stoppppppppppppp
@janklausa I actually debated not sending the tweet based on that alone? fuck uuuuuuuuuuu
he's barefoot. he has my hashtag respect.
@janklausa you can't call that emo, come ON
@debedee HA
@janklausa weird. shocking. hard to believe.
@janklausa speaking of, has Poland gone yet?
@janklausa C- is still pretty good by Eurovision standards tho right?
@debedee people have made vegan versions!! but like. still a no tbh.
@janklausa well this is just getting worse https://t.co/mSYA70NwLk
@janklausa oh my fucking god pic.twitter.com/aIFwoVBZ3P
@debedee just google "mettigel" but have the bleach at hand
@danielagquinn 0% chance. as long as it beats Germany tho, then I'll be able to hold my head up high
@janklausa <3
@janklausa golth.
@janklausa say it. c'mon.
@danielagquinn I gotta. national duty.
@janklausa I bet it still beats Germany tho
@debedee there's a thing in Germany called a "mettigel", which kind of translates as "mince hedgehog". it's terrifying?????
@danielagquinn orrrrr that she's half Indigenous Australian
@debedee sorry!! I thought you meant "I'm out" or "at work" kind of thing when you said you couldn't watch!!
@janklausa needs more mage elf
fuckin let's go, kaan kaaaaantz #eurovision
@janklausa fuck. u.
@debedee it's on youtube!!
@janklausa like, literally anything
@janklausa if this wins I swear to fuck
@janklausa sheets plural? what kind of monster do you think I am
@dimsimkitty HARD AGREE
@janklausa csgo on the big screen, but kind of?? pic.twitter.com/MnPFSeQ1H6
@janklausa spicytakevision
@janklausa sorry
@janklausa nachovision
@janklausa Europe hasn't got Tinder yet
@justMaku @janklausa good. also, I'm kind of shocked by this: pic.twitter.com/KawXBtPi9p
@janklausa on a scale from 1 to mmmmmmmfuck, how much will I regret clicking that link
@janklausa wow
@janklausa streaming or
@debedee why the fuck is the main course in America called "entree"?
@aelleaelle you can confirm for me that "dry clean only" is actually French for "just throw it away", right?
@debedee obviouslyyyyyyy
@debedee I can't believe that's a real question you need to ask
@GeekAndDad hahah, extremely true
RT @GeekAndDad: @notjosh Same with "must be professionally dry-cleaned"
alliecoyne Sorry there's a what course pic.twitter.com/FgzONwQUUe
sage life philosophy from a friend re separating washing: "If it needs to be separated it needs to be out of my life"
@ratkins they're all at the new airport, just in case
@RachaelHasIdeas @Optus "Planned availability: Progressively from Jan-Mar 2019*." oof, guess I'll stick to Germany a wee while longer
@RachaelHasIdeas @Optus it's ok, nbn will solve all your problems (????)
@RachaelHasIdeas @Optus hit up the TIO?
@nzJayZee truly
@nzJayZee how the fuck did you find this?
@nzJayZee holy shit. normally I'd say the former wins, but what the fuck is this wizardry???
@ZuckerBaby I went to a vegan popup market thing in London last year, and like...there were so many people, which i… https://t.co/mRPCroq3ui