The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 18th, 2018

I thought treating UTIs with garlic was a reasonably widely known thing, but maybe not? turns out @clue ’s Slack hi… https://t.co/b3L9DlogWL

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if you made scrofu using smofu, what’s that called? smcrofu? smocrofu?

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that time @Emmelinecady gave me reason to never speak to her again pic.twitter.com/nrCKwwUgfg

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@nzJayZee your commute was like a 5 minute walk!!

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@janklausa @workingkills @rodzajowo @clue you were replaced already. with a Nespresso machine. it's ok.

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@janklausa @workingkills @rodzajowo @clue I can answer that for you if you'd like

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@ratqueencartel generally good life advice, even out of context

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@jfpoole last time that happened, they asked me "do you still work for Apple?" and I probably made that exact face

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@speaktoalvin I wonder if my next passport will have as many..I kind of doubt it, honestly

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@jfpoole which will be perfect when I'm at the border and they ask me questions that I just... "WHAT DO YOU MEAN"

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@Gwladruns I'm toying with the idea of a scrofu cookbook.

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is there a way to get @TurnbullMalcolm to unblock me? I have no idea why I'm blocked, it must have been years ago.… https://t.co/xa3Ao3UsyN

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@acht @EthicalVegnLife peel it so you can throw the middle part away and just eat the skin??????

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@Gwladruns I used to buy them from a biodynamic farmer before I knew what that meant

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@EthicalVegnLife whatever mate. I'm gonna make a kiwi skin scrofu recipe.

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@meghafon General Existential Malaise™ (or using words: a general sense that we're on/have passed the cusp of "we a… https://t.co/JZDGNlhXU3

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for some reason I’m extremely shaky today. bodies, man.

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@a2 brb changing my name to Arnold

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I have two of these leftover. if you want to make a shrine, DM me your address

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady me [extremely ARTIST STATEMENT voice]: hharhrffhshhhom noM NOM NOM

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@irldexter I was legitimately wondering that before, heh :)

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa it's not verrrry much a real thing? seems like a v.small niche. I'm more surprised how lit… https://t.co/GIELrnBk14

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady oh holy fuck this just..........ruined my brain. I nearly closed my laptop????? https://t.co/mBtV7Raf3p

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@Emmelinecady I could manage if I put music on probably

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady wait brobs hated it? that's all the justification I need to ignore it forever

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@janklausa be vegan everywhere, it's really cool, just look at me and @Emmelinecady for examples of how cool

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@janklausa jk I'm not friends with non-vegans (ps I h8 u)

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@janklausa could be a legit "asking for a friend" tho

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@janklausa I guess like, context. because there's birds too hey

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@janklausa not actually sure if you're fucking with me

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kiwi fruit: eat the skin, or nah?

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@janklausa professional level blur filters, 100000% no way anything can go wrong

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on a scale from 1 to bad idea, this is probably up there, but here's every page from my old passport in a gif. I'm… https://t.co/NKXQzcHdv0

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@ZuckerBaby heck yes! @PandaWithCookie made me (and several others, now that I've gifted them on) a little Pux plus… https://t.co/jWzx7OVSZS

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@ZuckerBaby I've known her since she was like 5 or 6 weeks old :D raised her by example into the idiot she is now

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@vortexau Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave

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@ZuckerBaby honestly I (still) have no idea about cats or anything, but I know this little idiot and I are bros for… https://t.co/7azvmHHKEH

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it's a `brew install imagemagick` kinda day

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look at the thing my cat did yesterday, all on her own, because she's a doofus pic.twitter.com/sBLoNaPtC8

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@rodzajowo that would be excitement. this is more a "heard about it, but I am on a call and can't get there and just......why life, why"

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@janklausa if you can’t tell from my blank expression, I clearly have no idea what the fuck

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@irldexter “did ya hear the one where an Australian walks into an embassy...?”

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@ratqueencartel passport renewal. BUT turns out they return the old one until the new one is ready. afaik if you’re… https://t.co/9OSRDvjQWY

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@ratqueencartel I’m at the embassy now :( only moments until my passport is cancelled, lols. the waiting game suxxxx

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@ratqueencartel I won’t have a valid passport in 2 hours which terrifies me a little bit

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@andrewn “for hard water”?! what’s different about it?

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