@_writehanded_ godsplainers
@_writehanded_ I'll patch u thru, sry for the delay
@_writehanded_ fuckin, nah bro
@_writehanded_ sup
jesus is still alright with me pic.twitter.com/T0YyZZLSc1
@janklausa @workingkills Beats® by Aber
@debedee does it have to be wee related or
@janklausa @clue @LisaKennelly um it’s called google, maybe try googling it
I thought treating UTIs with garlic was a reasonably widely known thing, but maybe not? turns out @clue ’s Slack hi… https://t.co/b3L9DlogWL
@janklausa look keks are just a buck fundo pic.twitter.com/dCL6CalBdl
@dimsimkitty @Gwladruns it’s happening, don’t worry
@janklausa (don’t fight me)
@janklausa fight me
if you made scrofu using smofu, what’s that called? smcrofu? smocrofu?
@Emmelinecady okay she redeemed herself pic.twitter.com/RSdjZhO51z
that time @Emmelinecady gave me reason to never speak to her again pic.twitter.com/nrCKwwUgfg
@nzJayZee trUE
@nzJayZee haaa, perfect
@nzJayZee your commute was like a 5 minute walk!!
@janklausa @workingkills @rodzajowo @clue you were replaced already. with a Nespresso machine. it's ok.
@janklausa @workingkills @rodzajowo @clue I can answer that for you if you'd like
@ratqueencartel generally good life advice, even out of context
@jfpoole last time that happened, they asked me "do you still work for Apple?" and I probably made that exact face
@speaktoalvin I wonder if my next passport will have as many..I kind of doubt it, honestly
@jfpoole which will be perfect when I'm at the border and they ask me questions that I just... "WHAT DO YOU MEAN"
@Gwladruns I'm toying with the idea of a scrofu cookbook.
is there a way to get @TurnbullMalcolm to unblock me? I have no idea why I'm blocked, it must have been years ago.… https://t.co/xa3Ao3UsyN
@acht @EthicalVegnLife peel it so you can throw the middle part away and just eat the skin??????
@janklausa @saarw @tha_rami for posterity pic.twitter.com/uhtm7jekqC
@EthicalVegnLife kiwi yuba
@Gwladruns I used to buy them from a biodynamic farmer before I knew what that meant
@EthicalVegnLife whatever mate. I'm gonna make a kiwi skin scrofu recipe.
@meghafon General Existential Malaise™ (or using words: a general sense that we're on/have passed the cusp of "we a… https://t.co/JZDGNlhXU3
@janklausa Patriotâ„¢
@WestCoastyMo hhahah
@janklausa is this a Vine compilation
for some reason I’m extremely shaky today. bodies, man.
@a2 brb changing my name to Arnold
I have two of these leftover. if you want to make a shrine, DM me your address
@janklausa @Emmelinecady me [extremely ARTIST STATEMENT voice]: hharhrffhshhhom noM NOM NOM
@debedee I can't argue with that
@irldexter I was legitimately wondering that before, heh :)
@Emmelinecady @janklausa nah who cares if it's just eating
@Emmelinecady @janklausa it's not verrrry much a real thing? seems like a v.small niche. I'm more surprised how lit… https://t.co/GIELrnBk14
@janklausa @Emmelinecady oh holy fuck this just..........ruined my brain. I nearly closed my laptop????? https://t.co/mBtV7Raf3p
@janklausa @Emmelinecady mukbang ASMR
@Emmelinecady I could manage if I put music on probably
@janklausa @Emmelinecady wait brobs hated it? that's all the justification I need to ignore it forever
@earthxsucks mmmmm
@Emmelinecady what is
@janklausa be vegan everywhere, it's really cool, just look at me and @Emmelinecady for examples of how cool
@debedee what! why!
@janklausa jk I'm not friends with non-vegans (ps I h8 u)
@janklausa could be a legit "asking for a friend" tho
@janklausa I guess like, context. because there's birds too hey
@juliettepretot but that's the correct way to do it 1000%
@janklausa not actually sure if you're fucking with me
kiwi fruit: eat the skin, or nah?
@janklausa professional level blur filters, 100000% no way anything can go wrong
on a scale from 1 to bad idea, this is probably up there, but here's every page from my old passport in a gif. I'm… https://t.co/NKXQzcHdv0
@janklausa oh no you found my fanfic
@ZuckerBaby heck yes! @PandaWithCookie made me (and several others, now that I've gifted them on) a little Pux plus… https://t.co/jWzx7OVSZS
@ZuckerBaby I've known her since she was like 5 or 6 weeks old :D raised her by example into the idiot she is now
@vortexau Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave
@ZuckerBaby honestly I (still) have no idea about cats or anything, but I know this little idiot and I are bros for… https://t.co/7azvmHHKEH
it's a `brew install imagemagick` kinda day
@ZuckerBaby my heart, honestly
look at the thing my cat did yesterday, all on her own, because she's a doofus pic.twitter.com/sBLoNaPtC8
@rodzajowo that would be excitement. this is more a "heard about it, but I am on a call and can't get there and just......why life, why"
@earthxsucks ayyyy
@janklausa if you can’t tell from my blank expression, I clearly have no idea what the fuck
@irldexter “did ya hear the one where an Australian walks into an embassy...?â€
@a2 hopefully
hi it’s me for the next decadpic.twitter.com/8IqMd2yimnmn
@ratqueencartel passport renewal. BUT turns out they return the old one until the new one is ready. afaik if you’re… https://t.co/9OSRDvjQWY
the end of an era pic.twitter.com/NWTnuXzYvn
@ratqueencartel I’m at the embassy now :( only moments until my passport is cancelled, lols. the waiting game suxxxx
@ratqueencartel I won’t have a valid passport in 2 hours which terrifies me a little bit
@andrewn “for hard water�! what’s different about it?