The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 27th, 2018

hey @nzJayZee look it’s the guy with the cooking blopic.twitter.com/oNGyYUg5HYHY

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@amandalcormier @janklausa okay fine it’s water with club mate flavour. reverse homeopathic bubble water

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady I legitimately don’t know, for several reasons

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady it’s basically only available at in n out so

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preeeetty sure Bob from Shellac is wearing Mooninite sweat bands pic.twitter.com/oIpCIE5JZV

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@leafwork go read the opentype spec, then the unicode spec :P I’m surprised anything works at all

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@janklausa just like American beer, heyooo (I don’t know what I’m talking about yes)

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@janklausa the first two I guess but there’s a lot to drink here

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@janklausa imagine like. “hey what is club mate. oh.” but (literally? sort of?) watered down

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@leafwork meanwhile I waste a billion cycles (lol, not exaggerating?) on an A11 just to format some text because th… https://t.co/YkSS6tNKIo

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@leafwork is it lightweight because it’s all templates, or

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also Leipzig (and extremely in the bin, why the fuck) pic.twitter.com/oh7wffsNHO

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I just woke from a nap where I had a dream that a snake ate my phone because I teased it about not being vegan (??????)

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@oh_pies it just happens sometimes, it’s ok, it’s fine

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@paprikapapaya (though at this point, it’s a Normal Hour for many humans to be awake. howwww do they do it)

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@michaelneale modern medicine is just advanced witchcraft

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shockingly, despite Eurovision, Australia still doesn’t fall under EU jurisdiction https://t.co/Z0XAnSYMdR

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@paprikapapaya you’re doing well. I have a train in an hour and I’m barely conscious still

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